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A Brass Bust For The Lighter You Trust… If the great Auguste Rodin sparked joints like he casted bronze, he surely would have made something akin to the Tetra Patina Lighter Case. A case so chaste it’s made of durable bronze and promises to be true to your one and only favorite lighter. The fluorescent […]
“The Legend of the Bay Leaf Smokers…” Based on a true story… Way back when weed was scarce and people were desperate to smoke anything that might give them a brain buzz, there was a group of NorCal teens called “The Bay Leaf Smokers”. Contrary to what was rumored, this wasn’t because they were pot […]
To use this tray for but a day… As Mr. Longstreet rolled his fifth joint over his mint highlighted ceramic tray by Elevate Jane he instantly felt a sense of gratitude. He remembered back when days weren’t so bountiful and how as a younger man he was reduced to rolling his joints over the most […]
Tips For Rips… Purr’s glass filter tips harken back to the Roaring 20’s when cigarette holders and speakeasies were all the rage. Today, as we see the prohibition of a different kind starting to lift, customizing your smoke sesh’ has become de rigueur. Purr Glass Tips can be the answer for all those who simply […]
Dankton Abbey… Cast of characters: Lord Greenthorpe, the Duke of Humboldt: a nobleman; Scrimsby: Lord Greenthorpe’s long beleaguered valet; Chauncey 2 : The hallboy/page. A dimwit. ACT 1. SCENE 1. — THE DANKTON MANOR Scrimsby: [clears throat] Your monthly has arrived sir. Lord Greenthorpe: Have them bring it up at once Scrimsby. Scrimsby: Very good sir [turns to […]
Spliff Notes… Even joints need help sometimes. News Flash: They’re not born joints. A lot of nurturing and guidance takes place before the formation of the joint. Even the smoothest or tightest looking “J” isn’t without a mishap or two. It’s all about mitigating the mistakes, that is what makes you a true rollmaster. One […]
Serve the curve… Ned Bunglesdorf suffered from a chronic condition knowns as “butter fingers”. He was diagnosed at a young age. He would drop orange juice cartons all over the breakfast tabl. He would miss every single ball thrown his way. Even tying his shoelaces was an ordeal. His fingers just lacked the proper dexterity […]
The MIR space station of dab rigs… This is ground control to Major Dab. Major Dab, do you hear us? Of course you can’t. You are too far out into space and are only likely to receive this communique when you come down off your incredible high. Be careful upon re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere, and […]
One Percenter Papers…. What denotes extravagance more than smoking your weed from rolled up hundred dollar bills? Lobster humidors and Gucci jetpacks is about the only thing that comes to mind. Announce to your peers and subordinates alike that for now on you will be toking from high value banknotes ONLY. Empire’s Ben Franklin $100 themed […]
Tiny tools for giant jobs… When Lemuel Gulliver returned from his “Lost Month” after he’d disappeared, everyone had assumed he’d just fallen off the wagon again and spent the month on the continent in various bars and brothels. Little did they know -pun intended- that he had been one of the greatest adventures of the […]
