Smoking Wallet

One Smokin’ Hot Wallet…

What a total newbie has in their wallet:

  • Wallet is usually some sort of Velcro with a Batman insignia on it. Has a very old condom tucked away next to a picture of his “sweetheart” who broke up with him last year. Has a Dave & Busters card, a MasterCard (that their parents make payments on) and a Jersey Mike’s coupon.

What a troubled soul has in their wallet:

  • Fake leather with aggressive chain loop connected to it. Possibly some sort of lewd comment stitched on the outside of it. No credit cards. Three “cool looking” Tarot Cards (High Priestess, The Hermit, The Hierophant). A novelty business card (that is probably offensive) customized from Vista Prints. An old letter from dad explaining why he left. Stamps.

What a regular dude who wears a backwards hat has in his wallet:

  • It’s a genuine leather wallet his mom got him for Christmas from Macy’s. Definitely an old condom tucked inside next to a picture of Saint Christopher. Visa card, AAA card, Target Card, old Blockbuster card for sentimentality’s sake, a two dollar bill kept for novelty, definitely receipts, an old cocaine baggy.

What an enlightened and progressive cannaisseur (i.e. a New Smoker) has for their wallet:

  • Most assuredly a “Smoking Wallet” by One-Off. High quality leather and handcrafted. Replete with the essentials of the day such as rolling papers, filters, and a flower pouch. A sense of style and verve that suggests an other-worldly purpose removed from the pedestrian trappings of securely holding one’s money.

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