Leira Cannagars

420 for the 1%.

Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite.

The Leira Cannagar understands that to pay proper homage to the bud is to build it a shrine. A shrine located inside a Four Seasons, surrounded by organic flower and dipped in the eggs of Persian Sturgeons. Now you get but a small idea of what is The Leira Cannagar, unparalleled in both craftmanship and quality. So lay back in your Barcalounger, fire up your Cannarillo or powerful Corona and give yourself a whole new respect for the ritual.

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Glass House Farms

Those who grow in glass houses should always get stoned… Isn’t that how the old adage goes? If it isn’t, it should be. Glass House Farms sings the sun’s praises in their hi-tech, environmentally friendly facilities. Premium plants raised well by the central coast sun.  One can imagine these plants at a young age being […]

Aster Farms

A Star is Bonged… Aster Farms sounds like it grows its primo pot products in a distant constellation in the corner of a remote galaxy on a small planet that gets its nurturing sunlight from an undiscovered star. The sort of utopian paradise where people work together to cultivate peace and prosperity for the good of humanity. […]

The Humboldt Cure

The Cure for A Mountain of Murder… Award winning strains found nestled in the heart of Humboldt County, in a place with the alluring name of Murder Mountain, The Humboldt Cure farms provides a ray of sunshine amidst those anarchistic, murderous hills, serving up quality herb with a minimal body count. Using time honored techniques passed […]

Equilibrium Genetics

Separating the weed from the chaff… Equilibrium Genetics is not an underground facility used for cloning super gymnasts. Although that is something worth pursuing given our current war on great balance. Admittedly that is not a thing but the preservation of cannabis genetics is and Equilibrium Genetics is offering an array of hybrid, heirloom and […]

Maven Cannabis

Selective Breeding For The Indoor Cognoscenti… Barry Flowers was born in the food court of the Frigid Valley Mall in Anchorage, Alaska. He grew up in the storage room of the Eddie Bauer store and graduated cum laude at Orange Julius University. He disliked the cold and thus never left the mall until he was […]

Superbad

Jump Back! Wanna Smoke Myself… I got something that makes me wanna shout I got something that tells me what it’s all about Huh, I got stoned, and it’s Superbad I got stoned on Superbad Now I got a move that tells me what to do Sometimes it’s easy, ha Now I gotta move that tells […]

Source Cannabis

A Source of Motherly Love… Source Cannabis prides itself in being a company that brings out only the best in their weed. Nurturing the characteristics that make any one of their strains into a force to be reckoned with… Like a protective mother that puts its beloved baby marijuana plant in ballet class for poise and […]

ZOMA Cannabis

Stylin’ & Profilin’… ZOMA is not some new modern art museum they’re building in DTLA that looks like a frustrated architect wadded up a yet another failed blueprint design and threw the crumpled paper to the contractor and said, “Screw it, build that.” No, ZOMA is a boutique L.A based cannabis company that seems to go […]

FloraCal Farms

Growing and tending several strains of premium bud, FloraCal Farms is positioning themselves as the new face of family owned farms.

True Humboldt Flower 

You want the truth? You can’t inhale the truth!! Your aspirations are simple and straightforward. You require an honest to goodness flower high in terpenes and low on bullshit. A True original from the farms of Humboldt County. What can be more wholesome and pure in this world than smoking a joint supplied by Mother […]

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