Laser Bong

“B-laze The B-lazer…” or “Zmoking Bowlz…” or “Lazer Drag…”, (we could keep going…)

Using SiliconCali‘s B-Laze Laser Bong may very well have you thinking that you are a super hacker who gets trapped inside a software world where you must negotiate with different programs in order to fight battles and find your escape. After a few laser rips you might believe that your wife’s treadmill is a fifth generation light cycle capable of hurdling you through an infinite grid of blue neon and pure liquid energy.

Or maybe, you grip your Sunday Times fresh after a big laser sesh’ and you suddenly see it morph from a rolled up newspaper to a bonafide light-saber. Perhaps it is the same one that was once used to slay the Jedi hierarchy. You now feel a great sense of responsibility and swear to use your power only for good— you decide that the best way to reflect this is to pack a bowl within the laser like embrace of the B-Laze Bong and set your phasers to Maxium High.

Image source @lazerdabs, click here to see it in action.

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GRAV™ CUP BUBBLER

Not just another 7-11 Slushie. Upon first look, Grav’s Cup Bubbler bong could be mistaken for your run of the mill see-thru 7-11 slushie. On closer inspection, it is in fact a fancy flamed-glass bubbler bong that, much like a slushie, will fit in most cup holders (don’t smoke & drive kids!). But unlike a slushie […]

Limited Edition: Io Water Pipe

The moon jumped over the cow. When Zeus covered the earth with clouds to hide his affair with the Princess Io from his wife Hera, little did he know his paramour would become the stuff of legend. First Zeus transformed the pretty princess into a white cow when Hera wasn’t fooled by the global cloudy […]

$750

Drop Bubbler Bongs

Don’t let the bong drop At first glance, these drop bubbler bongs look like something plundered from the treasure chests of Montezuma… only to emerge hundreds of years later courtesy of Kjell’s Cool Variety Shop. One can imagine a fleet footed Aztec taking Montezuma’s prized bong before the invading Conquistadors made their way into the palace grounds. […]

Aura Water Pipe

Simple Satisfies

Too many pipes & bongs get overly complicated with their designs and start to lose its true purpose, how well it works. And more often than not, simple works best and beautifully. Modernism is based on this precept.

As fashion & style icon Coco Chanel once said, “SIMPLICITY is the keynote to all true elegance”

This speaks to what the Aura aspires to and reaches: the functional beauty of simplicity.

Voong

Doesn’t Vase + Bong = Vong…?

We we’re going to try and come up with something superfluous and ridiculous for the Voong, but this one kinda speaks for itself. What follows quoted is their copy. The whimsically sarcastic tone is ours…

“At first glance, you might not suspect that this two-tone vase pulls double duty. You’ll notice its porcelain exterior with a tactile copper band around the neck and the three openings that hold flowers. But this beautiful object, by Castor Design, subtly disguises another use besides holding flowers – it’s also a bong!” (Insert disbelief face here.)

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Ok, we did try a couple of our own but they didn’t quite seem to hit the same mark…

“Did you ever want to smoke out of a vase or put flowers in your bong? No? Good call.”

or…

“Are you the type of person who needs to hide your bong from your mom whenever she visits, so you put flowers in it and pretend it’s a vase? Well now here’s the Voong for you!

or…

“This is a pretty cool looking bong. Why the French would anyone put frickin flowers in it??”

… so we just left it as is.

Contact Castor Design sales for pricing.

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