Laser Bong

“B-laze The B-lazer…” or “Zmoking Bowlz…” or “Lazer Drag…”, (we could keep going…)

Using SiliconCali‘s B-Laze Laser Bong may very well have you thinking that you are a super hacker who gets trapped inside a software world where you must negotiate with different programs in order to fight battles and find your escape. After a few laser rips you might believe that your wife’s treadmill is a fifth generation light cycle capable of hurdling you through an infinite grid of blue neon and pure liquid energy.

Or maybe, you grip your Sunday Times fresh after a big laser sesh’ and you suddenly see it morph from a rolled up newspaper to a bonafide light-saber. Perhaps it is the same one that was once used to slay the Jedi hierarchy. You now feel a great sense of responsibility and swear to use your power only for good— you decide that the best way to reflect this is to pack a bowl within the laser like embrace of the B-Laze Bong and set your phasers to Maxium High.

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