Laser Bong

“B-laze The B-lazer…” or “Zmoking Bowlz…” or “Lazer Drag…”, (we could keep going…)

Using SiliconCali‘s B-Laze Laser Bong may very well have you thinking that you are a super hacker who gets trapped inside a software world where you must negotiate with different programs in order to fight battles and find your escape. After a few laser rips you might believe that your wife’s treadmill is a fifth generation light cycle capable of hurdling you through an infinite grid of blue neon and pure liquid energy.

Or maybe, you grip your Sunday Times fresh after a big laser sesh’ and you suddenly see it morph from a rolled up newspaper to a bonafide light-saber. Perhaps it is the same one that was once used to slay the Jedi hierarchy. You now feel a great sense of responsibility and swear to use your power only for good— you decide that the best way to reflect this is to pack a bowl within the laser like embrace of the B-Laze Bong and set your phasers to Maxium High.

Image source @lazerdabs, click here to see it in action.

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Ferro Porcelain Bong

Ribbed for your pleasure…? Billowby’s Ferro porcelain bong by Printabowl is not so much a bong as it is a status piece for practitioners of black magic. Something you might smoke out of before you light candles to honor the underworld. It’s an imposing and sleek water pipe to be handled in such a way as […]

Ceramic Hookah

Old made new… The year was 1976. Istanbul, Turkey. Deep in the heart of the Grand Bazaar sat a small shop that sold traditional hookahs to tourists and local purists. Manning the shop was a young apprentice who diligently mopped the floors and shined the pipes so that they may attract the wandering eye of […]

A Cannabis Christmas

We’re Dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas… Just like the ones we used to smoke Where white trichomes glisten and canna-farmers listen To hear the big coughs of good tokes. We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas With every KushKards that we write May your days be Mary-Jane’d and bright And may all your Christmases be green & white. […]

Gravitron Gravity Bong

The Dom Perignon of Gravity Bongs… Finally a gravity bong that doesn’t wreak of jerry-rigged, impromptu shabbiness. Grav Labs has created the Rolls Royce of gravity bongs: The Gravitron and it’s high time you give it a spin. Resembling an empty bottle of Cristal resting inside a translucent ice bucket, this gravity bong is the […]

Hitman Glass

Contract this killer Hitman glass water pipes are named as such because it is the perfect companion piece to bring along on any contract killing. Acquire target, vanquish target, bong rip. In that order. The great thing about Hitman Glass water pipes is that it hits really well too, even if you’re a bricklayer, schoolteacher […]

Wood Glass Bubbler

A naturally righteous bubbler… At first glance, this bubbler looks like a judge’s gavel which in a way makes sense, because both represent a change of consciousness. In the world of the gavel you are a free man one moment, and you are imprisoned in the next. In the Marley Naturals Bubbler’s case you may […]

Mother’s Day

Mother knows best… The first sound we hear is our mother’s voice. The first touch we know is our mother’s skin. The first look we feel is our mother’s love. The least we can do is send Mom some love back on Mother’s Day. These days more and more moms are putting down the bottle and […]

Recycled glass Bud Vase

High class glass Did you know? Mother’s Day is May 14th this year. That’s in like a week. (less. less than a week. look at a calendar… we’re not your day-planner). “Oh, crud balls,” you say. “How do I show dearest mother my love in a clever and crafty gift? …For Mother’s Day, which I […]

Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

Cloudious9 – Hydrology9

Flashback To The Future

Ever spaced-out looking at that lava lamp in your college dorm room and thought “Man, I wish I could smoke weed outta that…” Well, now you can!

Ever thought “I wish I could vape herb out of my glass bong at that rave without a lighter” You sure can!

Ever wondered “Why am I enjoying slightly kissing this glass mouth piece so much?” No? Just us? K.

Cloudious 9 puts it all together beautifully, dare we say sensually (still just us? K.) with Hydrology9. The electronic glass herbal vape-bong that lights up like an LED Lava Lamp to bring your flashback to the future!

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