Palms Pre-rolls

Palm Palms…

We look at a pack of Palms Pre-rolls and nod our heads in agreement. Yes, palm trees and joints—it really is that simple. For it is always the simple things that give rise to greatness. Just ask everyone’s favorite Fig snack inventor, Sir Isaac Newton. He was minding his business under an apple tree one day when he was struck by a fresh delicious and subsequently came up with the theory of gravity. Or Orville Clarence Redenbacher, who was enjoying his seventh Old Fashion on his Indiana farm one day and while looking over his vast corn fields and shooting at old Pepsi cans came up with a plan to dominate the mass popcorn market and instill a healthy fear of octogenarian TV pitchmen in the process.

Who is to say some intrepid spirit of today—enjoying a joint and ruminating in the long shadow of that grand ol’ palm tree does not come up with the next thing that sets humanity off on a nobler course. Let us come together and wish for that instead of being clobbered on the head by a coconut.

Whichever scenario finds you, Palms Pre-rolls will help. Of that we are certain.

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