Wink-Wink

Wink wink, nudge nudge, he eyes him knowingly… Take a puff on a Wink Wink vape and then watch with wonder the irascible magic of Monty Python as they insinuate as only they know how:

Cobra Extracts

Twice Bitten, Once High… Cobra Extracts is a premiere vape and cannabis extract company. It is NOT however an anti-venom for cobra bites. Therefore, if you are hacking your way through the jungles of Java and sustain a bite from our hooded snake friend please do not turn to Cobra Extracts. While you will gain […]

Puffco Peak: Still Puffing

The Highest Peak… At dawn, the camp broke as the expedition got ready for the next ascend to the highest peak. The men were restless, the women were wild, and the Sherpas were fed up with the fat lot of them and the all useless heavy extra baggage they had.  Col. Greene tried to “rally […]

Honey Vapes

Sweet as… Billy Boy the Bee bobs his way around the meadow as spring fills the field with a frenzy of flowers. He flits his way from each fresh flower to pick up premium pollen and spread it around the field. Once he feels full from gorging himself silly, he weeves his way back to […]

Kurvana

Kurvana, not to be confused with Nirvana… A Kurvana vape pen pledges unparalleled quality while asking the question that is on everyone’s mind. What is a Kurvana? To the naked ear it seems to be either a sacred place of worship, a type of Samurai sword or the new line of Nissan hatchbacks. Take a […]

HAPPY STICKS

Happy is as Happy Sings… “You & me Sitting in a Happy Tree Getting nothing done Just having us some fun Singing dootdootdoo da doot dootdoo da dootdootdoo da doo… Yah you & me Sitting in our Happy Tree Puffing on Happy Sticks Making our brains do happy tricks Singing dootdootdoo da doot doot doo […]

Sherbinski’s Gelato

Gelling Like Gelato… You bought a white linen suit and you are sporting your favorite pair of Persol sunglasses. You have rented a convertible Alfa Romeo for the occasion and you press your Italian loafered foot on the gas as you weave around the bends. Cruising down the Amalfi Coast takes a certain amount of […]

Heavy Hitters

Bring In The Ringers… When you’re puny old vapes crumble under the pressure of top notch grass then perhaps one need look into Heavy Hitters vape? A “take no prisoners” sort  of vape pen that hangs out in the Bowery with a squad of rough and tumble fellas ready to get you as high as […]

LA Refinery

Dere’s oil in ‘dem ‘dere hills… If you’re an oil man, then head West young Wildcatter! Greenery as far as the eye can see… cannabis buds refined using a single source and packaged for your pleasure. Green gold turned into oil so sweet it would be a pleasure to smoke amidst the Los Angeles heat. LA Refinery […]

RedPhi Original Vape

Grass Is In Session… Red Phi Original sounds like a futuristic space fraternity that’s only agenda is smoking out the powers that be in the hopes that they begin to commune with mother nature and start empathizing with their fellow man. Like a noble group of inquisitive space cadets that vape Red Phi Originals .5ml […]