Down the Rabbit Hole… In “Rabbit Hole,” a song by Jenny Lewis off her “On the Line”album she talks about not wanting to go back down the Rabbit Hole. We imagine that to be a challenging proposition given Glass House Farms’ new Jenny Lewis “Rabbit Hole” Pre-Rolls. After a few hits of this “light” sour diesel […]
Cold as pressed ice… Lowell’s cold as ice Not willing to sacrifice good herb You’ll vape paradise Full spectrum, regular price! Amazing, we know
Adult Fruit Bites… The edible fruit snack that has you feeling like you are on a Caribbean themed parade float cruising down a palm tree lined boulevard while sun kissed locals shower you with Leis. Or at least that’s the impression this upbeat packaging gives off, along with it’s breezy, devil may care attitude and […]
Fifty Times As Awesome… It’s always nice to see a grower like Fifty Fold Industries obsessing over it’s cannabis crop. There is no calling greater than that of producing quality bud for the masses. After all, it holds the key to unlocking the consciousness of mankind and helping us transcend our earthly desires. Like a […]
You Put Your Trees in There… Hockey, Maple Syrup, Down Jackets, Curling, and now Marijuana Stash Boxes. Is there anything Canada can’t do? Surely not when it comes to the subject of Tree Trunk Stash Box. A sleek hardwood box expertly crafted to protect your weedstuffs. In fact, depending on how hardcore Canadian you are, […]
Are you Sher…? Sherbinskis… That mythical flower that is all the rage amidst the cannabis cognoscenti. A line of bud so deliciously named that upon inhaling you would think you had been transported to an Italian Gelataria on the southern coast of planet Jupiter. Only in the corridors of the cannabis community can one ask […]
Pacify Your High… You are in charge of providing refreshments for your secret society’s monthly gathering under “The Enchanted Willow Branch” and it’s very important that you get it right. All Fourteen Magi’s will be present, as well as the “All Seeing Eye of Drishnu the Misbegotton.” We at The New Smoker understand your dilemma […]
All Roads Lead To Green… The many roads one takes to relief are often circuitous and fraught with peril. There is the red road: everyone knows that’s the most fun, but the last stop is Hell and you don’t want to get off there. There is of course the yellow road. As you may have […]
Palm Palms… We look at a pack of Palms Pre-rolls and nod our heads in agreement. Yes, palm trees and joints—it really is that simple. For it is always the simple things that give rise to greatness. Just ask everyone’s favorite Fig snack inventor, Sir Isaac Newton. He was minding his business under an apple […]
Be kind, rewind… Shame on Classix MixTape for pulling on our childhood, nostalgia-plagued heartstrings. A bud so chill it goes as far back as a Camaro car seat? Or as fresh as a pair of worn Chucks and as hardcore as a Public Enemy track? Is this a hemp based time machine you speak of? […]
