Dankton Abbey… Cast of characters: Lord Greenthorpe, the Duke of Humboldt: a nobleman; Scrimsby: Lord Greenthorpe’s long beleaguered valet; Chauncey 2 : The hallboy/page. A dimwit. ACT 1. SCENE 1. — THE DANKTON MANOR Scrimsby: [clears throat] Your monthly has arrived sir. Lord Greenthorpe: Have them bring it up at once Scrimsby. Scrimsby: Very good sir [turns to […]
Budscapes… Unfurl your bud flower prints by Goldleaf and proclaim your manor as House Ganja of HighGarden. Notify your landlord that you will be addressed as Lord OneHitter for now on, overseer of the hydroponics and Archduke of Ecstacy. Deference must be paid. Take your bud prints with you to the marketplace as well and […]
Spliff Notes… Even joints need help sometimes. News Flash: They’re not born joints. A lot of nurturing and guidance takes place before the formation of the joint. Even the smoothest or tightest looking “J” isn’t without a mishap or two. It’s all about mitigating the mistakes, that is what makes you a true rollmaster. One […]
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A more elevated meow mix… All those judging glances have been decoded. Your cat(s) have been wondering all along when you will be done bogarting that fat spliff and include them in the cipher. The time has come and the Meowijuana catnip joints are just the thing to put man and feline on an even […]
Lo, the entrance to the underworld… The aptly named Hydra by MJ Arsenal takes on the visage of a serpentine water beast. To slay it properly one needs not to chop off one of it’s glass heads (That would be a no no). It will only sprout back several more and then you’ll be in […]
Just the Pax ma’am… Portland’s premiere private eye is on the case of Oregon’s missing pageant queen. A smokey eyed debutant from the hills of Klamath Falls. She was apparently snatched from her eco-conscious tiny home in the dead of night. The only clue left behind was a limited edition Oregrown Lifted Pax Era vape. Examining […]
The Library of Bongress… At first look, Stashtray Book Box Bundle looks like your run of the mill leather bound tome. Upon further investigation however one will find that it opens into a veritable one stop shop of smoking accoutrements. A little something you keep hidden from nosy house guests, children, and Philistines alike. Each […]
The candy of your youth meets the medicine of your future… Old Man Witherspoon just rocked the days away on his patio. He always had a bucket of Little Brittons cannabis infused hard candies by his side. He liked to hand them out to his friends in the neighborhood. What he liked most of all […]
Quick floral fix… You’ve got a busy day, a busy week, a busy year -just admit it, a busy life. You don’t have time for unnecessary things or inefficient activities… you’ve got to shave down every hour, trim off every minute, slice up every second. When you get high, you don’t have time to pick […]
