G Pen Gio

Gio-nius… There’s no time these days. Life is go go go, and you just want to rest rest rest. You used to dig puffing on your classic G Pen vape pen, but who has time these days to fuss with the mess of putting wax in yourself. Not you, that’s for sure. You’ve got acting […]

Peppermint Patties

Not Just One Way To Be… On the Kinsey Scale of sexuality, The Peanuts Peppermint Patty comes in at about a four. She’s very butch in her persona, and her future life-partner Marcie is by her side most every day. So, stereotypical conclusions are inevitably drawn. But it’s her obvious obsession for, and constant crush […]

Rolled Wood Filters

“The Legend of the Bay Leaf Smokers…” Based on a true story… Way back when weed was scarce and people were desperate to smoke anything that might give them a brain buzz, there was a group of NorCal teens called “The Bay Leaf Smokers”. Contrary to what was rumored, this wasn’t because they were pot […]

Heavy Grass Vapes

Born To Be, or Not To Be, Wild… What might the lyrics to Steppen Wolf’s “Born to be Wild” be if they were written today high on Heavy Grass? Maybe something like this… “Just like smoking lightning Heavy Grass is thunder Racin’ with the wind And the feelin’ that we’re under Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen […]

Drugs are NOT the Devil’s Tools

A Page-turner For The Medicinally Minded… Documenting the history of drug policies in our nation’s history, Dr. Bearman (not an actual bear-man) elucidates the impact of America’s war on drugs. Nothing short of a cultural paradigm shift is currently taking place with the increased legalization of cannabis. This book dispels many myths surrounding marijuana and […]

Coast Prerolls

The Coast Has Never Been So Clear… A pre-roll that harkens back to your days as a cigarette smoker. Jonesing for that next drag to get you through your day. Back when you were a struggling artist on the Lower East Side and times were rough. When you rubbed together a few pennies to buy a […]

Hemp Infused Facial Oil

Feminine Hemp = Femp…? A facial never felt so fine. A healing spritz to rejuvenate your skin as you toil over the injustices of the day. A day spent protesting and mobilizing social justice warriors requires a level of Zen. Hemp infused facial oil by Cannabis Feminist can be an antidote to those stresses. Of […]

BAE

A BAE Day…. My BAE comes in just for the day. I peep her vape clouds before I see her roller-skate down my driveway. She wears colorful thigh highs with gold dusted stilettos and when she takes a pull of her “Sativa: Pink Punch” she starts singing in falsettos. She’s getting her glam squad together for […]

Easy Grinder

An Easy Grind For A Hectic Mind… Freddy broke both wrists while parkouring. He is like a leaping Tasmanian Devil when unleashed in the sprawling cityscapes of our land. Jumping roofs and straddling precarious ledges is Freddy’s trade but it can be a dangerous one. Just ask both of his wrists. Which are now broken […]

Simple Flower

Simple Is As Simple Does… It’s Sunday, think it softly. Grab some Simple sativa flower, some Simple rolling papers, and a Simple grinder. Then roll yourself a Simple joint and simply smoke the day away. Because it’s the small simple pleasures that are the most satisfying. It’s Simple like that.