Califari Posters

Not just another Rasta…

So it’s going to be your 16th Reggae On The River. “Smoking Sweet Sixteen” they call it at the fest. And crazy enough, the first one you went to 20 years ago was when you were 16 yourself. Now you’re 40, (you missed a few festivals those years when you were “studying” and “working” abroad) and you’re just trying to gear yourself up to go again to the greatest ganja fest in the Green Triangle. Marijuana’s Mecca. But while you still love some good reggae to get your groove on, the festival seems a bit harder to do every year. You’re not exactly that “tie-die guy” anymore. Everyone you know seems to have grown up and moved on, and everyone you don’t know seems to have not… and may never.

This seems to reflect on your life in general, holding on to things of the past while the world moves on without you. But must it always be this way? Can’t your have your bud and smoke it too?? Sure, you want maturity and sophistication, but you also just want to kick back and have fun!

Enter Califari! The creatively cool cannabis brand that elevates “bud art” to the great ganja galleries without becoming too stuffy. Using the past to influence the future. Featuring a myriad of individually talented artists who encapsulate weed strains into elegant posters, postcards, and jar labels. From vivacious vintage fruit-crate style strains like Pineapple Express and Sour Lemon (some of our faves), to pre-post-retro-modern posters of Agent Orange and Bubba Kush. Whatever your flavor, Califari has got your style! And ours!

So don’t fret, you can still head off to your annual Reggae pilgrimage without feeling like you’re just another creature of habit. You have a purpose, and that purpose is to live your life the way you love. You might be getting older, but don’t worry so is everyone else who matters to you. We’re with you. And so is Califari.

Muha Meds Vapes

Yah, Baby! You know that sinister sound a naughty neerdowell like Dr Evil makes when he’s about to commit his diabolical plan, as he rubs his hands together with a devious laugh of excitement “Muhaha Muuuhahaha Muuuuhahahaha ha!”… you know that sound? That’s the sound your brain will make when you’re about to inhale the […]

Modül by Stündenglass

The End Of The Quest For Fire… Since prehistoric days of yore, humans have been on a quest to bring fire home to warm their hearths. Whether it be Daryl Hannah and a half dozen cavemen wandering the ancient wilds, battling and evading saber-tooth tigers and Neanderthals, all to keep a couple of coals alive […]

RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong… Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society. Whatever your travel plans, you’re […]

Gelato Grape Gummies

Lip Lickingly Luscious… You know that feeling when you’re falling asleep in class and the world starts to echo around you as your teacher drones on about the statistical probabilities of African Swallows being able to carry coconuts in their talons across the Mediterranean all the way to England… …only to slip sweetly into a […]

Stündenglass Gravity Infuser

Lost in space… Have you seen that movie “Gravity” with Sandra Bullock? Have you seen it high?? Have you seen it high in 3D??? Then you might get an inkling of what it’s like to smoke your favorite herb through one of Stündenglass’s Gravity Infuser brilliant and beautiful gravity bongs. It even looks like a […]

DAVINCI Miqro-C

Miqro but not small… The year is 1499. The new half-millennium is about to begin. Leonardo Da Vinci is just finishing his Milanese Period and feels the need for a change. War abounds in segmented Italy, and Leo is finding it hard to make a living painting portraits of women with half smiles. He thinks […]

G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

E-nailed it… Have you ever thought to yourself, “I don’t much care for the straightforward simplicity of a bong. And e-nails are just too tech-free. If only there was a way I could complicate things and add a bunch of stylishly bulky magnetic computer components to my glass water pipe to perfectly vape all this extra […]

Elevate Jane Jade Ashtray

High Style… If Breakfast at Tiffany’s was made today, Holly Golightly would be smoking elegant joints through an Elevate Jane jade joint holder and ashing into its beautifully hefty matching jade ashtray, as she sings Moon River to the bustling New York streets below. The wafting weed smoke swimming up through the neighboring apartments would […]

Weedgets Maze-X Pipe

A-maze-ing… In Ancient Greece, mazes were made to keep Minotaurs from killing your royal family because you failed in your tribute to Poseidon and your god-enchanted wife got hot n heavy with a bull, thereby birthing the half-bull, half-man beast to haunt your nightmares and the mazes in your mind and trap your shame. And […]

The Bzz Box TNS Stash Box

What The Bzz Is All About… Bees work so hard flying from here to there pollinating plants and flowers, bringing back nectar to the hive to convert to yummy honey, to be harvested by humans, and put in small bear shaped bottles for us to enjoy as sweet treats when we get super high and […]

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