A Star is Bonged…
Aster Farms sounds like it grows its primo pot products in a distant constellation in the corner of a remote galaxy on a small planet that gets its nurturing sunlight from an undiscovered star. The sort of utopian paradise where people work together to cultivate peace and prosperity for the good of humanity. A place where the alien soil is tilled prodigiously by workers who whistle a hauntingly beautiful melody. The vibrations in that tune allow their cannabis plants to grow over a 100 feet, providing shade and sustenance for its martian population. They give thanks by smoking massive bowls and joining their antennas together to create a sort of radio beacon that emits good vibes into its alien stratosphere.
The bad news is that our own society has not yet reached that level of enlightenment. The good news is that Aster Farms is not located 400 light years away. It’s in California and their buds are ready to go at a dispensary near you.
E.T best phone home cause it’s gonna’ be a hazy 420.