Indoors are the new outdoors… Nestled deep within the city of San Jose sits the Caliva Flower indoor grow facility. Cultivating premium bud under the watchful eye of lightbulbs, enclosed walls, and expert hand trimmers. Like the boy in the bubble these cannabis plants do not get to see the outside world nor smell the […]
Wink wink, nudge nudge, he eyes him knowingly… Take a puff on a Wink Wink vape and then watch with wonder the irascible magic of Monty Python as they insinuate as only they know how:
Like Frank sings… “Night and Day You are the one Only you ‘neath the moon Or under the sun Whether near to me or far No matter, darling where you are I think of you Night and day Day and night Why it is so That this longing for you Follows wherever I go In […]
Twice Bitten, Once High… Cobra Extracts is a premiere vape and cannabis extract company. It is NOT however an anti-venom for cobra bites. Therefore, if you are hacking your way through the jungles of Java and sustain a bite from our hooded snake friend please do not turn to Cobra Extracts. While you will gain […]
Not Fade Away… Ahhhh, to be young and to be faded. The simple pleasures of life made whole by premium indoor flower from Fade Co. Top shelf flower designed to get you faded and keep you faded. Like that photograph of Marty McFly in Back to the Future where his likeness fades along with the […]
Finger smokin’ good… Ol’ Tabatha had the strongest fingers this side of the Rio Grande. She was known throughout the county for her one finger pushups and incredible pinky pullups. She hadn’t even lost a thumb wrestling match in over a decade. When interviewed by “Finger Weekly” (the magazine of record for all things finger […]
The When? The Now! Turbo-charge your relaxation by adding some peppermint CBD oil to your “The Now” massage. Go to one of four locations in SoCal that use the healing properties of CBD to unlock tensions deep in your muscles and your inner consciousness. Leave their massage studio like a drunken sailor stumbling down the […]
Taking Care of Pot Business… Nestled along the Rogue River, you will find the cannabis farm of the great Jim Belushi. We don’t know about you, but we’ll have what Jim is smoking. There is an “According to Jim” joke in there somewhere, but we are much too high brow to go down that road. […]
The Highest Peak… At dawn, the camp broke as the expedition got ready for the next ascend to the highest peak. The men were restless, the women were wild, and the Sherpas were fed up with the fat lot of them and the all useless heavy extra baggage they had. Col. Greene tried to “rally […]
Live a Life… Life isn’t about winning. Life isn’t about losing. Life isn’t about money. Life isn’t about possessions. Life isn’t your status. Life isn’t your inbox. Life isn’t who you are. Life is what you do. And what you should do is pour yourself a nice hot steaming bath, put on Marvin Gaye’s “Trouble […]
