Happy is as Happy Sings… “You & me Sitting in a Happy Tree Getting nothing done Just having us some fun Singing dootdootdoo da doot dootdoo da dootdootdoo da doo… Yah you & me Sitting in our Happy Tree Puffing on Happy Sticks Making our brains do happy tricks Singing dootdootdoo da doot doot doo […]
A Star is Bonged… Aster Farms sounds like it grows its primo pot products in a distant constellation in the corner of a remote galaxy on a small planet that gets its nurturing sunlight from an undiscovered star. The sort of utopian paradise where people work together to cultivate peace and prosperity for the good of humanity. […]
A Clutch That’s Clutch… Strut your stuff down the catwalks of consciousness with Barrineau’s Cannabis Clutch bags. A sensible clutch for your sensimilla. Storm into Paris Fashion Week wielding this high minded accessory in one hand and the fattest of joints in the other. Tell them you will be opting for a green rather than […]
Gelling Like Gelato… You bought a white linen suit and you are sporting your favorite pair of Persol sunglasses. You have rented a convertible Alfa Romeo for the occasion and you press your Italian loafered foot on the gas as you weave around the bends. Cruising down the Amalfi Coast takes a certain amount of […]
Oracle at Delph-high… Forget toking on tarot cards, Urban Outfitter’s Miracle Bud Leaf will help guide you through the weed wonder-dome that is your head high. This sinsemilla sorcery is today’s Fortune Telling Fish palm reader, or if you want to go really old school… a kinder version of chicken bones. The sort that would be […]
If You’re Happy & You Know It, Puff Your Pipe… To be high and happy and stroll through the valley of content is the intended state of mankind. Happy Valley Pipes seems designed to get you closer to this ideal. The Happy Valley is not an exit off the 101 freeway, mind you. It’s a […]
A Dab’ll Do Ya… Cutting edge molecular science finally being put to good use. Dab Tabs is just that. A hexagonal tab, dry to the touch, used for dabbing and for transporting you to lands unknown. Lay it flat against your heat source and wait several seconds for the releasing of the vapors. The releasing of […]
Always Looking For That Fresh Start… When Winthrop’s house went into foreclosure and his Italian sports cars were repossessed and his designer suits were taken along with his furniture, jet skis and fine china… he was a man on the precipice. All that was left after the courts got through with him was a sleeveless […]
Bring In The Ringers… When you’re puny old vapes crumble under the pressure of top notch grass then perhaps one need look into Heavy Hitters vape? A “take no prisoners” sort of vape pen that hangs out in the Bowery with a squad of rough and tumble fellas ready to get you as high as […]
The Oracle Knows… Wooden pipes used to be the smoking accessory of choice for venerated Scotland Yard detectives, philosophy professors with a penchant for corduroy blazers and old codgers who spin yarn on the portico. The art of the fashionable wooden pipe has gone the way of the exotic Dodo bird. But Pure Pipes, with […]
