Selective Breeding For The Indoor Cognoscenti… Barry Flowers was born in the food court of the Frigid Valley Mall in Anchorage, Alaska. He grew up in the storage room of the Eddie Bauer store and graduated cum laude at Orange Julius University. He disliked the cold and thus never left the mall until he was […]
Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain… Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side […]
Use a bookmark made of hash & take notes sister… Madrone Stewart speaks to the marginalized and to those who are searching. Whether it be for a voice in a male dominated culture or for a better path to enlightenment though cannabis cultivation. Feminist Weed Farmer: Growing Mindful Medicine in Your Own Backyard is a manual […]
Every Girl is Working For The Weekend… Janice was a bit of a movie geek and there was no movie she loved more than the 1988 hit rom-com “Working Girl” starring a radiant Melanie Griffith and the indominable spirit that is Harrison Ford. Janice estimates she watches “Working Girl” no less than 79 times a […]
Home Sweet Humboldt… The weary traveler arrived in Humboldt County on the auspicious day of April 20th. He asked around for directions to the various cannabis farms in the area. A helpful townswoman advised our traveler that he need to look no further than the appropriately named Humboldt Farms. A purveyor of fine buds that […]
Mythical Highs… Brenda loves unicorns. She hunts them in fact. Not to kill, but to ride and too comb and to dance with among the Ruby Trees of Rainbow Valley. This is what she calls her backyard after smoking a few bowls from her Standing Unicorn Pipe. The ruby trees are of course in reference […]
How Deep Is Your Sleep…? From 300 to 1500mg, Deep Relief CBD gummies deliver a sense of calm that goes from deep to deepest. A veritable chasm of relief that you may be surprised to find within you. Like an infinite well in which any number of townsfolk could cast stones inside of, and to […]
The Long & Winding Path of Granola Highs: A Case Study… Dateline: November the 27th, 2018. One Mr. Atticus Peabody sits on his wraparound porch at approximately 7:42am, nervously tapping his new trail running sneakers against the wooden deck. He wants to break them in on the serpentine trails leading into the hills high above […]
“B-laze The B-lazer…” or “Zmoking Bowlz…” or “Lazer Drag…”, (we could keep going…) Using SiliconCali‘s B-Laze Laser Bong may very well have you thinking that you are a super hacker who gets trapped inside a software world where you must negotiate with different programs in order to fight battles and find your escape. After a few […]
