The Cure for A Mountain of Murder…
Award winning strains found nestled in the heart of Humboldt County, in a place with the alluring name of Murder Mountain, The Humboldt Cure farms provides a ray of sunshine amidst those anarchistic, murderous hills, serving up quality herb with a minimal body count. Using time honored techniques passed down through family, The Humboldt Cure has mastered the art of murder… we mean “murdering” the competition with quality cannabis cultivation!!
Providing concentrates and some rather sweet merch, this is one farm that is taking it’s crop and turning into a real player when it comes to killing people—No! That’s not what we meant. We did it again, darn it. We mean a real player in growing pot! Please forgive us.
So if it’s top notch marijuana you are seeking or if you just want to bump off your spouse for the insurance money The Humboldt Cure farm is your go-to place! We are joking about the “bumping off your spouse for the insurance money” thing of course.
We here at The New Smoker have watched way too many episodes of Dateline to know that upping the insurance payout just before murder is a red flag.
Just talk to the reps at The Humboldt Cure Farms and they’ll lead you through it step by step. We are referring to cannabis… of course. (Don’t kill us!)