Cinco de High-O…
Somewhere on a remote Caribbean island sits a man and his margarita. This man had been a man of the herb in his native land but was banished for being too “enlightened”. They simply didn’t get him. He took the next plane to paradise and settled on a remote stretch of land known for it’s agave plants. A born tinkerer and splicer of things this man concocted a margarita and cannabis drink that gives you all the feels. Such is the Tinely Collective’s THC Margarita.
Taking the best attributes from your typical margarita and combining it with herbal edible goodness. This man who was, up until now, an island unto himself… wakes early to catch the rising sun and to enjoy his breakfast THC Margarita.
He dances by himself under a tiki hut until lunch. He plays Jimmy Buffet on loop and takes tourists out on his catamaran named “Mary Juanita.” He likes to point towards the mainland and say, “Over there is for suckers.” He doesn’t make much but it’s his life and he lives it on his terms. He thanks the universe for the unlimited lime trees and the vast quantities of tequila and bud.
He mixes all that is great in the world and leaves the rest to the lemmings.
