Weed: The Farmer Charmer…
Overheard at the Humboldt Farmer’s market:
“My pappy and my grandpappy before me settled the land here in New Jerusalem. Done moved out whole hog during the dust bowl. Found us a plot of land in Humboldt County. Grew fresh tomatoes, asparagus, even had us an apple orchard. Then my pappy took ill. Could hardly till the soil anymore his bones ached so bad. So we looked into the magical healing properties of marijuana. We heard people were growing the stuff out here so we decided to join along and help others.
Soon, we grew all sorts of potent strains to help people recover and regain their strength like my pappy had done. We named the farm Terravida. We cultivated a fine “terroir”. That’s French for “darn good land”. We don’t use no harmful chemicals cause that’s not how our grandpappy taught us. We just use what the good Lord gave us – The sun and a lot of hard work and ingenuity. Ya’ are what ya’ eat, and ya’ are what ya’ smoke, I always say… so smoke the good stuff!
Now, how much for a dozen cage free avocados?”
Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Expect that part about the sun and a lot of hard work and ingenuity, which Jessi & Kris have put into their beautful organic Terravida farm.
