Saucey Clouds…
Waaay back in the 70s, the best way to grind your bud before rolling a joint was to grab your friend’s copy of Dark Side of the Moon on vinyl, put the record on the record player to set the mood, and use the gate-fold record cover to help you separate the seeds from the flower as you crumble the too dry Thai-stick bud your friend got from his kooky uncle just back from Vietnam. It worked, but it made a mess of Mom’s coffee table.
Then the 80s & 90s gave us better bud without seeds, and cheap plastic, or shoddy metal, teethed gear grinders to break the bud into rollable shake. It worked a bit better, but still a bit of a mess, to Mom’s continuing disappointment.
And while the material of grinders has greatly improved throughout the 2000s: space aged, unbreakable metal alloys, etc… the technique of getting your favorite flavored flower out of the grinder by banging the shake out hasn’t changed in 40 years. Until now…
No more carefully opening your grinder, only to have the contents explode in your face and all over Mom’s coffee table (again). Cloudious9 has developed the Techtonic9 Auto-dispensing Electric Grinder to push your perfectly pulverized pot right on the waiting rolling paper for perfect mess-less joint rolling every time.
Now they’ve teamed up with Saucey Extracts, purveyors of premium cannabis flower & extracts, for this special edition Tectonic9 Grinder to auto-dispense the best bud in the best way for the best bowls and the best jays.
No more mess on Mom’s coffee table you’ve been using all these years. She’d be proud of you… finally.
