Not Your Grandma’s Tea…
The monotony of aristocratic life can be so tedious. Get awoken by a rare peacock feather around 7. Breakfast in the east solarium at 8. Then a light lunch overlooking the botanical gardens and sturgeon hatchery at noon. For physical endeavors you like to play a set or two of badminton with the Vanderbilt twins. Afterwards, it is tradition to munch on cucumber sandwiches and take tea down by the Koi pond and Japanese garden bridge.
Just this once you decide to throw caution to the wind and kick things up a notch. You advise your butler that Earl Grey shant be gracing the menu today. Instead you opt for a 10mg packet of Stillwater Tea. The Vanderbilt twins are aghast at your sudden lack of decorum but after you and Marjorie shut them out the next 3 games they too join in on this special tea time. To the horror of the staff and the local gentry a new custom is born… One of unmitigated bliss.