An Unaligned Chakra as an Unhappy Chakra…
Spritz… spritz… spritz. This is the siren song of your favorite aunt who always sends you a crystal for your birthday. She swears by CBD, which she claims did wonders for her bad skin and road rage. She is even invited to family outings these days. A big win in Aunt Linda’s book. She likes to make sure she stays in everyone’s good graces by spritzing Shira Synergy straight into her face and taking deep breaths. It’s a self macingbut with love.
Your aunt Linda isn’t getting high mind you. That is something she likes to drive home before each spritz, like anyone is judging her. In fact people are judging her but mostly because of her absurd bangs and bright sweaters. She hardly lets it bother her anymore though.
Aunt Linda is a bonafide freak for aligning her chakras and uses Shira Synergy as a means for staying sane in a turbulent world. This from a woman who was teetering on the brink of neuroticism yet has managed to pull herself back from that precipice through a proprietary blend of oils and whole hemp extract. She claims her chakra is now as balanced as a see saw with two identically weighed twins on either side. A lofty claim from a known exaggerator but the proof is in the pudding.
She doesn’t so much as walk anymore but glides and all the neighborhood kids look at her shoes to see if she’s wearing rollerskates. She just waves… and spritzes.
