Spoil yourself with precious RUBIs….
Don’t think of Kandy Pen’s RUBI so much as a vape pen than as key fob that you insert into your mouth to unlock the secrets of your buried subconsciousness. A refillable vape pod that allows you to take agency for your high. A slick gadget that lets you celebrate all of your peculiar eccentricities. Fully customizable, which means you can bedazzle it with rhinestones, or if you live in Topanga Canyon you can hang Dream Catchers off it.
Why, some people (cattle ranchers and oil barons mostly) even wrap their RUBIs with very tiny sausage links. We even knew a woman who carved a miniature Notre Dame out of Ivory Soap and affixed it to the surface of her RUBI. That each time she vaped the feint warmth would melt away a tiny sliver of cathedral and it is in those moments she swore she could hear organ music and the everlasting embrace of some universal ghost blanket.
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