Schedule your high…
Typical Weekday Schedule:
9am: Visit dispensary and purchase Ritual Tincture.
9:12am: Scatter chicken bones in the parking lot and howl like a wolf.
10:00am: Report to work at the widget factory.
10:44am: Silently whisper to yourself, “If I make one more widget I’m going to burn this factory down.”
11am: Excuse yourself to the lavatory and take a few drops of Ritual Tincture to reel yourself back from the brink of insanity. Take a few extra drops because you deserve it. If caught explain it away as medicine for your chronic dry skin. (Make up a very convoluted medical sounding word if pressed.)
11:30am – 4pm: Smoooooooth sailing.
4pm – 6pm: If sails no longer smooth and possibly even choppy take a few more drops of Ritual Tincture to help you combat the grind.
7pm – 8pm: Sailing is no longer sailing in water but a different sort of interdimensional space sail that is neither smooth nor choppy nor actually even there. What does the word sail even mean and why are we even here?
8pm -10pm: Become non-linear. Have another Ritual drop or two to achieve “Hero Status.” This is customary when straddling two worlds.
10pm – midnight: Dispense with all matter.
Midnight till wake up: Fall into a deep sleep and dream about which version of myself is truly dreaming.
Embrace your days, embrace your haze, and embrace your rituals…
