Budscapes…
Unfurl your bud flower prints by Goldleaf and proclaim your manor as House Ganja of HighGarden. Notify your landlord that you will be addressed as Lord OneHitter for now on, overseer of the hydroponics and Archduke of Ecstacy. Deference must be paid. Take your bud prints with you to the marketplace as well and attach it to your jousting pole so that the townsfolk can see your allegiances. Your vassals should announce your presence with thick plumes of weed smoke and perhaps a nice bass solo. Remember that you are the defender of the dankness, and despite your suit of chainmail and white stallion adorned with sativa plants, the serfs drinking their lattes at Coffee Bean are laughing with you, not at you.
As the ruler of your own fertile kingdom, it is your responsibility to put your cannabis oriented prints in places of honor and to respect the time honored tradition of being a true canna-sseur. Tribute in the form of fat buds shall be paid and lambs will be sacrificed yearly on April 20th. Wardens from the south will no doubt appear at your stone gates and they must be appeased with vapes and edibles. It takes a village to raise a decent pot plant, and as master of the realm if falls unto you to spread the green vibes. Spread them near and far…from the Terpene Forest, to the Spliff Cliffs of Bong Valley.
100% of the profits go to Project Sanctuary. A print from this special collection makes a lovely gift for a great cause. More info HERE.
