The Session Bong

How to Build a Better Bong…

The right bong made the right way makes for the best high.  The feel of the smooth glass around your lips. The balanced weight of it in your hands. The ease to light the bowl. The bubble of the right amount of water cooling the smoke as you slowly inhale. The untainted taste of the fresh green bud tingling your tongue and easing your throat and lungs as nourishing as air. The way it sits firmly on the table waiting for you to pick it back up like an expectant puppy. Yes, the right bong makes getting high all that more enjoyable.

You don’t have one of these better bongs, you say? Well look no further than Session Goods’ new glass water pipes. Designed to please all of your senses and maybe even ones you didn’t know you had. With replaceable silicone sheathes that come in multiple colors to reflect your mood like your mom’s magical mood ring.

Don’t keep using that old resin-crusty plastic bong with the Rasta colors and a peeling dated Dead sticker. Time for a full life-upgrade. Time for a Session Bong!

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Tyson 2.0 x Stündenglass

“I’m gonna knock you out…” Mike Tyson is well known for a few things: Being one of the greatest boxing champions in the world; Biting Holyfield’s ear off; Speaking more softly than his physique implies; and an amazing knack for solving mysteries with a ghost, a pigeon, and his adopted daughter Yung Hee. But now […]

Stündenglass Gravity Infuser

Lost in space… Have you seen that movie “Gravity” with Sandra Bullock? Have you seen it high?? Have you seen it high in 3D??? Then you might get an inkling of what it’s like to smoke your favorite herb through one of Stündenglass’s Gravity Infuser brilliant and beautiful gravity bongs. It even looks like a […]

Modül by Stündenglass

The End Of The Quest For Fire… Since prehistoric days of yore, humans have been on a quest to bring fire home to warm their hearths. Whether it be Daryl Hannah and a half dozen cavemen wandering the ancient wilds, battling and evading saber-tooth tigers and Neanderthals, all to keep a couple of coals alive […]

RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong… Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society. Whatever your travel plans, you’re […]

Puffco Glow

Glow-in-the-Dank… Sure, you already know about the Puffco Peak: one of the best ways to dip your dankest dab and electrically puff water-filtered goodness into your expectant lungs. We’ve even climbed that “Peak” before in a previous TNS feature (see what we did there?). You can check out our previous ascent here: https://thenewsmoker.com/puffco/ But what you […]

DHC Turkey Bong

The Ultimate Turkeyday Peace-pipe… Thanksgiving is meant to be a time to celebrate when peoples at odds, like the Pilgrims & The Wampanoag Tribe who fed them… or whichever football teams are playing that day, can come together peacefully and stuff their faces with each other like they’ve been waiting for harvest for months. So […]

GRAV Glass Wide Base Bong

Wide Base Jumping… You know that feeling when you peek over the edge of a cliff to the distant abyss below and your whole body tingles with a twitchy inner excited anxiousness; that internal conflict between not wanting to fall and yet desperately aching to fly… all at the same time? That need to stretch […]

Moose Labs Mouth Peace

The Moose is Loose… Tired of feeling like a 19th century coal miner suffering from the Black Lung after every bong hit? Fear not because the good people over at Moose Labs Mouth Peace has your best respiratory interest at hoof (that’s a moose reference). A filter and groovy Mouth Peace that fits over your […]

Infinity Waterfall

Don’t Go Chasin’ Waterfalls… Unless it’s an Infinity Waterfall gravity water pipe. Then you should not only chase one of these elegant glass Waterfalls, but you should run to the ends of the earth to get one. Now since this world is round and not flat (sorry, flatearthers!), there is no edge to run to. So […]

Rocketship Water Pipe

4, 3, 2, & to the 1… Lift off! Snoop Dogg is to bongs what Pete Sampras is to tennis racquets. This stylish water pipe has been given the Doggfather seal of approval, which means big hits and heavy highs. Coolness is the case that they gave you, what with three ice pinches that allow […]

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