Potters Pen

Harry’s magic wand takes a backseat to this Potter pen…

Introducing Potters Cannabis Co. Vape. Magic of a new order. Their first trick is “The Great Vape Escape” and they will need a willing participant. Someone iron of lung and green of thumb to puff down one of several popular strains available for purchase. Ol’ Harry Potter himself was rumored to sneak into the dormitories over at Hufflepuff (obviously) and get vaped out with the boys before a particularly free flowing game of Quidditch. Always with his wand in one hand and vape pen in the other.

Yet one needs not harness the power of magic to get there hands on some premium cannabis oil. A med card or simply being alive for a couple decades will do the trick. Now go create some of your own magic or just enjoy the show.

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