The bong with nine lives…
I got these here tats’ on my back to remind me of my ex-wives. One meaner and more venomous than the next. Remind me to keep away…
I got these here patches on my leather jacket to honor all the counties I raised Cain in and all the roadhouses I broke bones in. Makes sure that people keep there distance…
I got these here scars from all the two bit hoods who thought they could take what was mine but learnt different. Learnt to never pull a dirty blade on me if they weren’t dead set on finishing what they started. Learnt not to let their hands tremble or get that shank snatched….
I got these here kitten heads on my favorite Trailer Park Boys water pipe to remind me of all my furry forever friends that have shuffled off this mortal coil. There was Penelope, Princess Buttermuffs, Suzie Q, Inspector Pawprints, Folgers, Lt. Meowzerstein, Folgers 2, Norm and of course Django Catrissian. They are there to remind me every time I go in for the plunge that they are in a better place. Where “Kitty Love” reigns supreme.
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