RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong…

Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society.

Whatever your travel plans, you’re bringing your good grass. But what are you going to use to smoke? Pipes are fine, but get a little harsh. Bongs are better. But boy, is nothing worse than spilling bong water in your Mad Max-ian muscle car and having it stink for seemingly ever. You might as well chain that guy, the one who was trying to kill you to steal your apocalypse supplies, to your car frame… douse it all with gasoline… and light it afire with a zippo you throw in super cool slo-mo.

Save yourself all that trouble and get a travel bong from RYOT! What better way to survive the apocalypse in style than in a hard to break ceramic bong that goes where you go. Cork those holes and ride.

Just be sure to get a some kinda extra mouthpiece like this to reduce the gapping hole they’ve made to put your [...]

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