Ritual Tincture

Schedule your high…

Typical Weekday Schedule:

9am: Visit dispensary and purchase Ritual Tincture.

9:12am: Scatter chicken bones in the parking lot and howl like a wolf.

10:00am: Report to work at the widget factory.

10:44am: Silently whisper to yourself, “If I make one more widget I’m going to burn this factory down.”

11am: Excuse yourself to the lavatory and take a few drops of Ritual Tincture to reel yourself back from the brink of insanity. Take a few extra drops because you deserve it. If caught explain it away as medicine for your chronic dry skin. (Make up a very convoluted medical sounding word if pressed.)

11:30am – 4pm: Smoooooooth sailing.

4pm – 6pm: If sails no longer smooth and possibly even choppy take a few more drops of Ritual Tincture to help you combat the grind.

7pm – 8pm: Sailing is no longer sailing in water but a different sort of interdimensional space sail that is neither smooth nor choppy nor actually even there. What does the word sail even mean and why are we even here?

8pm -10pm: Become non-linear. Have another Ritual drop or two to achieve “Hero Status.” This is customary when straddling two worlds.

10pm – midnight: Dispense with all matter.

Midnight till wake up: Fall into [...]

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