Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Legal Weed

Get your joints out. Class is in session… So you want to start a dispensary but all you’ve got is this 9 x 8 toolshed, a hydroponic setup and a secondhand cash register plundered from the ash heap of a long forgotten Circuit City in the North Valley. You are gonna’ need more than that […]

Dose Pens

NOT a pregnancy test… Let us not mince words. Sleek and elegant as it is, the Hmblt Dose Pen looks a lot like a pregnancy test at first glance. You are therefore urged NOT to pee on this pen because we assure you that it will not be a good indicator of impending childbirth. It is […]

pearl2o

Pearls before swine… As some infamous scraggly haired dude from the deep desert said in sermon sometime ago, “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.” – Matthew 7:6 Also in that big book of many […]

Brite-Labs- Liquid Love

Shining “Brite” like a diamond… Hey want to dig through tons of fancy packaging with tons of labels and boxes and bags and crap, only to find a cheap plastic nasty tasting bottom-barrel trim-mix of canna-oil mixed with polygolygooblygoop additive to thin out the good stuff? Neither do we. Thankfully, Brite-Labs vapes are none of […]

Saints

When the saints come puffing in… We’re not exactly sure who these saints are. Nor are we quite sure where there are coming… or going, for that matter. And why so much repetitive catchy singing?? But one thing we do know is they are certain to be happy puffing away on their organic Saints Joints pack of […]

Prema Flora

Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]

Craft Elixirs

Grab your elixir, there’s trouble a brewin’… The ol’ gunslinger ambled into the cowpoke town just around dusk. The shopkeeps and lawmen eyed this stranger suspiciously. The grizzled man looked like trouble. Tumbleweeds blew by in his wake and the brothel ladies boarded there windows out of fear. The Stranger pushed his way into Patty’s […]

Biscotti Italian Cannabis Brand

Say arrivederci to reality. You are taking pinpoint turns on the corniches in your ’69 Alfa Romeo Spider. Your Hermès scarf whips in the wind as you lose yourself in the azure skies of the French Riviera. You’ve arrived in Monte Carlo and soon pull up to the Grand Casino. You slip out of your convertible as […]

Mango Madness

Take your love of mangos to maddening levels. The following is a letter from the archives of the great island explorer and botanist Dr. Alfred P. Merrycoat: “Day 38. I am in the throes of Mango Madness. I arrived on this tiny island over a month ago in search of the elusive albino wildflower. The […]

Northern Emeralds

The poetry of the pursuit of perfection… The spirit of a constant perfect spring, blooming perfect flowers year round, is the heart and soul of Northern Emeralds farms from Humbolt, Ca. To elucidate, we give you this seasonal poem from Goethe that expresses all need be said about the desire to perfect upon Nature herself… […]

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