Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

LINX HYPNOS

The future’s so bright, you gotta smoke vapes… You like a sleek design that requires minimal effort to load and tastes better than most vapes? Why didn’t you say so earlier? Forget it, we know why: Because earlier was the past and the HYPNOS by Linx Vapor is the future. Remember that gadget in “Men in […]

CBD Pet Treats

Dog day diaries… From the diary of an old St. Bernard in the not-to-distant future who has retired to The South: Dear Master, I think back often to the time I spent with you in rural Connecticut. How you rescued me from the St. Bernard breeder in Cheyenne and gifted me to your youngest son […]

Chill Chocolates

Chillin’ on Chill… There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds […]

Emerald Alchemy Tincture

Old World extraction for Other World interaction… Time honored practices make for an intense relationship between human and plant. A liquid bridge, if you will, where one freely crosses between two worlds; the natural and the supernatural. Through alchemy and good old fashioned agriculture this cannabis tincture will give you a unique experience and transport […]

Cosmic Stick

We are stardust… Like Carl Sagan said, and Joni Mitchell sang: “We are stardust. Billion year old carbon. We are golden. Caught in the devil’s bargain And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden.” And what better way to embrace your infinite universal self seeded by the stars then taking the best bud-flowers […]

Valhalla Gummies

As elevated as Asgard… Ah-ah, ah! 
Ah-ah, ah! They come from the land where the good green grows From the greenhouse sun, where the ganja flows Ambrosia of the gods They’ll bring their candies to new lands To light the high, and sing and sigh  Valhalla, you’ll love their Gummies. In your shop they’ll hit the floor Their […]

The Pain Stick

Stick it to pain… Ol’ Jim Ruffle was no stranger to pain. He grew up riding motocross, slept on beds made of broken glass, and wrestled alligators when bears weren’t available. He was Evil Knievil’s stunt double, played tackle for the Green Bay Packers with no pads on and once hit the side of a […]

THC E-Cigars

The Rogue Stoge… You’re a man’s man who flaunts the rules, misses the good ol’ days and who maybe even drives a Humvee. You smell like forest musk, carry your money around in a rubber band and own no less than 7 leather jackets. You love your cigars and you especially love your weed. Unfortunately, […]

Prepacked Eighths

The Future is Now… Back in the day*, when we struggled to know a guy who knew a guy who could get weed, and every step of the way was a shoddy risky affair… we wait hours by the phone for our friend to get back from the guy’s house with may or not be worth […]

Cannabis Cold Brew

Coffee beans & buds: A heavenly synergy… The fine folks at Somatik, in collusion with Ritual Coffee, have taken two of nature’s most blessed treasures and combined them into one harmonious cold brew. This is one cup a Joe tailor made for getting up on the right side of the bed. While Somatik may sound like […]

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