Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Genius Pipe

E = MC420… Genius is a term thrown around loosely these days. The “Genius” Bar always seems full of fools. Saying “that’s genius” for someone’s idea to open a beer with their teeth, seems a bit of a stretch. Even the show Genius about Einstein and Picasso seems to show how human they are, and […]

Dr. Delights

Got a bad case of vapin’ you… “A hot summer night, fell like a net I’ve gotta find my fave vape yet I need you, to soothe my head And turn my blue heart to red Doctor Delights, gimme the news I got a bad case of vapin’ you No pill’s gonna cure my ill […]

SōKO Canna Vape

Vape Inward, Fashion Forward… You walk down the Boulevard swinging your satchel and vaping from your medicated Soko Canna vape pen. The taste of Caramel Apple is palpable and the tingly sensation suggests a day fraught with Earthly delights. “Trés chîc,” they sneer. The gals down at the hair salon never a met a person […]

Canna Lips

Unmedicated Lips Sink Ships… From the pages of The Mata Hari Story: “She swept her way through the hearts of one foreign dignitary to another. Gathering intelligence and leaving men on the hook with every sensual secret. The boys back at Langley wondered what her secret was. How did she get these men to talk? Rarely […]

Whole-plant Infused Beverages

Water With A Purpose… Level + is wise to see water in all it’s limitations. While water is known in certain circles to be the eternal life giver and essential building block to life, it is also a very boring beverage. Let’s face it. It’s basically Clear Pepsi without the bubbles or the questionable taste. […]

Sweet Jane Infused

Ye’ Olde Sweet Relief… Tis’ the apothecarist’s creed to do no harm. To help heal the wounds of the soul and the vessel for which it resides in or perhaps around? To sample a drop or two of Sweet Jane tinctures from Humbolt Apothecary may be a good way to find out. To get to […]

CBD THC Tincture

The Crowning of Miss Envy… (Sung to the tune of “Miss America”) “There she is, Miss Envy. There she is, your ideal tincture. The dream of a million buds that are flowering can come true in any city For they may turn out to be the cream of the cannabis crop. There she is, Miss […]

Cannabis, Coffee, & Doughnuts

The Holy Trinity All in One: Coffee, Doughnuts, & Cannabis… For close to a century, coffee and donuts has been a staple of the American diet. Yet it remains a punching bag for pastry snobs and breakfast elites alike. Even peace officers get no peace by their association with this much maligned morning treat. What […]

THC Margarita

Cinco de High-O… Somewhere on a remote Caribbean island sits a man and his margarita. This man had been a man of the herb in his native land but was banished for being too “enlightened”. They simply didn’t get him. He took the next plane to paradise and settled on a remote stretch of land […]

Cannabis Chocolate Love

Ego-Death by Chocolate… Tom Buford loved chocolate deeply. His love was an all-encompassing sort of love. It took priority in his life and he’d eat all sorts. Gas station chocolate, the fancy French kind of chocolate, and even entire chocolate cakes if the mood struck him. His license plate even read “GANACHE.” Before long, Tom […]

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