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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

The Kitchen by Jay Kitchen

Better than bud-porn. If you’re the type of guy who used to sneak peaks at his uncle’s stash of High Times bud centerfolds, pushing aside the Playboys, to get a good grow-geek gander at the sweet seductive sights of bountiful buds brimming with copious crystals and handsome hairs… then Uptown Grow Lab‘s book The Kitchen, by […]

Breez Mints

Breath blessed & breezily baked. So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable. That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a […]

To Whom It May Chocolates

Dear Anyone, Is deliciousness something you particularly enjoy? Does getting just the right amount of high, sweetly & smokelessly, seem like a thing you’d totally be into? Are high quality confections with high quality highs important to you? No? Seriously…?? Well then, Mr. Mediocre, you’re reading the wrong review. In fact you’re living the wrong life, […]

24K Gold Plated Elite Grinder

Chopping up grass for the golden class. Elite Series 24k gold plated Phoenician grinder has taken the reigns as the Rolls Royce of grinders. Impress your friends and horrify your accountant with this ultimate sign of cannabis decadence. When having a nickel plated or even silver coated 4 piece grinder simply won’t do, the Elite Series grinder […]

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Peace & Wellness Infused Coffee

Making Monday morning suck a helluva lot less, one cup at a time. Monday mornings suck. Steve from accounting always has shit news. Peggy from HR always wants you to sack Steve from accounting. The interns are always hungover and wandering around like idiots. You’ve got a lot on your plate. But you got this, […]

Canndescent: The Art of Flower

Understanding the power of the flower. Canndescent is to quality flowers what Starbucks is to aspiring screenwriters. That is to say, perfectly in synch and at home. Their growing expertise is what sets them apart. They basically love to grow. We are fairly certain the entire management staff is made up of 36 foot giants. […]

Brave New Weed

Utopia is having good green… After reading this book you’ll have a whole new appreciation for that eighth of dank you have sitting on your nightstand. “Brave New Weed’ is a look at the history of cannabis, it’s cultural significance, the troubled waters it continues to navigate and the bright future for the plant. Joe […]

Gummy Candies

Dancing Gummy Bears The year is 1920. German confectioner Hans Riegel Sr. gains great inspiration by the trained dancing bears of Europe’s markets and street festivals. He rushes back to his lab and creates what is forever known as “The Gummy Bear”. How taking in an innocent bear show in the middle of the day […]

Golden Cannabis Oils

Want the password for the doors of perception…? You know how The Wall by Pink Floyd: the movie, is one of the most mind bending music-movies ever made, yah? It’s been changing the course of most young-adult brains for decades to the deeper inner discoveries… especially when really really high. But what you probably don’t know […]

Strain Review: SKYWALKER O.G

A Sci-Fi Strain Review “A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…” is how I tend to feel after a nice long evening-puff of some stellar SKYWALKER O.G. Not knocked out, distant, and faded. But more like I’m in a really cool movie in my head with lazers, and wookies, and chatting robts, […]

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