Are you Sher…?
Sherbinskis… That mythical flower that is all the rage amidst the cannabis cognoscenti. A line of bud so deliciously named that upon inhaling you would think you had been transported to an Italian Gelataria on the southern coast of planet Jupiter.
Only in the corridors of the cannabis community can one ask for a Sherbinski and be instantly pegged as a person with discerning taste. Anywhere else they would wonder if you were asking for directions to a popular Polish fishing village or for the help of a domineering math professor.
If you can locate these decorative satchels of flowery goodness you would be on the front lines in the battle against squareness and perpetual anxiety.
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