Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice!
While Beezle Sauce sounds like something that will surely transport you to a land of electric waterfalls and pulsating quasars of joy, we cannot help but feel an opportunity was missed here. It seems like the name “Beezle Juice” was there for the taking. One can easily imagine a scenario where some curious goth kid gets into the Resin shatter and says audibly, “Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice! Beezle Juice!”
Then, like magic, he or she is instantly transported to a hellish Willy Wonka type landscape where you sail along rivers of cannabis oil and feast on Live Budder that ooze freely from the tree of everlasting contentment. There you will meet a gregarious green poltergeist who is quick with a joke and eager to show you all that Beezle Extracts can do. You naturally embrace his childlike nature and yearn to remain in this upside down world of mind altering riches, but alas, reality calls. Gather your extracts, turn on Harry Belafonte’s “Jump in the Line” and after a few hits you may feel the need to consult the “Handbook for the Recently Deceased.”
Don’t worry however, you are not in the afterlife just yet. So enjoy.
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