Golf Stash & One Hit Tee

Puff Puff Putt…

Let’s face it, the only way to really enjoy a good game of the ole 18 hole is to get as high as frickin’ possible. A few puffs of the good stuff and you begin to mind meld with your 9 irons, and 7 woods, and a putter or two to tune into the golf-force and be able to hit the hole every time like the Chevy Chase golf guru in Caddyshack… and equally as high.

But your local country club is a bit stiff when it comes to letting the “good green” on the “big green” of their golf courses, so you have to sneak your stash in.  What better way to pass inspection before you head out on the green, than with a golf-ball stash ball and golf tee one hitter Pitch n Puff combo pack from Puffington’s!

Fits right in with all your golf gear, with no fear of getting busted! And then you can feel peace in the knowledge that when you someday slip this mortal coil you’ll gain full enlightenment… so you’ve got that going for you.

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Pure Pipes

The Oracle Knows… Wooden pipes used to be the smoking accessory of choice for venerated Scotland Yard detectives, philosophy professors with a penchant for corduroy blazers and old codgers who spin yarn on the portico. The art of the fashionable wooden pipe has gone the way of the exotic Dodo bird. But Pure Pipes, with […]

Customizable Wood Dugout Kit

Match your Monograms

You know the problem: you’ve monogrammed all your dress shirts, your cardigan sweaters, your ascot scarfs, your hand and body towels, even all your silk napkins. But every time you pull out your pipe stash to pack and puff some of that good green stuff, something’s missing. You feel… unfinished. Incomplete. You look down at your wooden dugout and finally you see what you’re missing. You see what isn’t there. Your dugout is monogram-less and you are ever the poorer for it!

Fret no longer! Elevate Accessories makes a luxury wood dugout kit with a glass one-hitter that you can even get monogrammed! (Finally!)

Their tritone-colored dugout includes a stash storage for herbs, and a beautiful glass one-hitter.

If stealthiness is your goal, this Elevate dugout doubles as the best traveling companion as you won’t need to carry your supplies in a separate container. Simply slip this dugout into a pocket, or bag, and you have everything you need for the perfect stealthy spy smoking experience, like you’re the James Bond of bud.

And don’t worry if fancy ain’t your thang, you can monogram all kinds of naughty words and give them as gag gifts instead. Just make sure they’re only 3 letters long… dik.

Love + Destroy

Smoke with the one who brought you to the dance… Love + Destroy one-hitters are a relic from the past, updated for modern sensibilities. If this lovely little pipe had it’s own Facebook profile it’s relationship status would say “It’s Complicated.” Not because it’s difficult to understand, far from it. Rather it’s because of it’s […]

Silverstick & Leather Dugout

A one hit wonder… When is silver better than gold…? When it’s a Silverstick packed with golden green. For those of us who have been suffering for ages smoking out of unfiltered one hitter ceramic cigarettes -doing possible damage to our precious lungs, and definite damage to our yellowing teeth- the Silverstick seems like a […]

The Pursuits of Happiness

 The French Enlightenment is but a puff away… The Pursuits of Happiness, in concert with Kelly Wearstler have created the bite sized Voltaire pipe. A trendy little piece that will help you write your 18th century polemics while waxing rhapsodically about constitutional monarchies and freedom of thought. We advise you to use where legal, lest […]

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