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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

SLX Grinder

Stepping up the grinder game. This SLX Grinder is the new and improved 2.0 version, which means faster operating system, more security and better over all multi-platform integration… wait. Sorry, that’s Microsoft’s future Grinder-PC we’re thinking of… This “no stick” herb grinder has redesigned teeth and screens that will allow your herb to grind in a friction free environment, and […]

Gold Leaf Paintings

Good as gold Framing plants is a thing. Framing gilded plants? Also a thing. WTF, you ask? It’s called “being swanky”, mutha-fucka!! (insert Hank Mooney voiceover sample). And nothing says swank more decisively than framed golden cannabis leaves by London’s Silke Spingies on display in all the important places of your home and office. Full swank. Full […]

24K Gold Plated Elite Grinder

Chopping up grass for the golden class. Elite Series 24k gold plated Phoenician grinder has taken the reigns as the Rolls Royce of grinders. Impress your friends and horrify your accountant with this ultimate sign of cannabis decadence. When having a nickel plated or even silver coated 4 piece grinder simply won’t do, the Elite Series grinder […]

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Fumo Wallet – iPHONE 6

Cash, Cannabis, & Cell… The three holy C’s are all one really needs. And the Fumo Wallet is not just a stylish money carrier, but also a phone case and a sweet ass rolling kit… all in one! What?? Crazy, right?! Alright, let’s break it down. Designed specifically for an iPhone 6, (Suck it Android! […]

Twisty Glass Blunt

For the blunt smoking, future loving purist. So you like smoking blunts but you have decided that Dutch Masters are so passé, and what you really need is a golden cylindrical staircase encased inside a five chambered glass tube, simply because it exists. And it looks like something that fell from a flying saucer. Or […]

Cassette Tape Smell Proof Bags

Greatest Hits of 1989 sealed for freshness. You’ve got a trip home to visit the fam this weekend… You’ll be sleeping in the time capsule that is your old bedroom… including the twin bed you’re barely going to fit into. Upside? There’s definitely a good chance those magazines you stashed are still under the mattress. […]

Canndescent: The Art of Flower

Understanding the power of the flower. Canndescent is to quality flowers what Starbucks is to aspiring screenwriters. That is to say, perfectly in synch and at home. Their growing expertise is what sets them apart. They basically love to grow. We are fairly certain the entire management staff is made up of 36 foot giants. […]

Brave New Weed

Utopia is having good green… After reading this book you’ll have a whole new appreciation for that eighth of dank you have sitting on your nightstand. “Brave New Weed’ is a look at the history of cannabis, it’s cultural significance, the troubled waters it continues to navigate and the bright future for the plant. Joe […]

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