Original Piece Pipe

Are people still down with O.P.P.?

Apparently, the ’90s are back with a vengeance and it’s still cool to be down with Other People’s Pu… (wait, what? Say again… we read that wrong? Not that O.P.P.?? It’s what..? “Original Piece Pipe” …are you sure? Is that a track from Naughty By Nature’s all weed concept album? What? That’s not a thing? What the heck is it then? A brass bullet keychain that stores weed and then smokes that weed…? You sure about that? K. Fine. Take 2…)

Here’s a cool brass on-the-go stash key chain that turns into a nifty tiny pipe!

(Was that better? Too short…? Sorry, maybe next time don’t put Sirius on the 90s station. It’s hella distracting…)

 

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The Rocket Grinder

The Perfect Pocket P… Grinder.

Still trying to break up bud in your lap in your car after pulling it out of that folded up piece of binder paper you just got from that guy at work? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Just carry a Rocket Grinder keychain like a pro. It’s a pretty perfect pocket keychain that holds, grinds, and lets you perfectly pour your herb on to you rolling paper. And when needed it even helps you smoke your herb with it’s one hitter mouth piece. Who could ask anything more from a frickin keychain?!

As their tag line says, “Another reason to not forget your keychain at home… stoner.”

(K, we added the stoner part.)

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