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The Toasted of the town…

“A slice of Toast is what those who hobnob amongst the ganja-glitterati say when they desire a top shelf joint. A typical scenario goes something like this: You are sitting out on the veranda at The Prince of Monaco’s birthday party. The energy at this party is electric and the cool Mediterranean breezes make you want to melt into the night air. A dapper gentleman leans against the Steinway & Son and you turn to him. You say, “I would love a slice of Toast.”

Without missing a step the young man reaches into the breast pocket of his Gucci suit and you soon catch glimpse of that royal purple and gold leaf filter. He hands you a slice and you know deep down that everything will be alright. You thank him and take a few longs pulls. Just then a bejeweled young socialite traipses over to you and gasps, “What a magnificent cigarette?” The record scratches, the prince drops his Chablis, the Emir casts a judging eye, security reach for their earbuds, a scream is heard off into the [...]

G Pen Elite Vaporizer

Putting the velvet rope around your dope… In an airport that makes sense Executive Vape Lounges are all the rage. A giant atrium where cannabis connoisseurs can puff away before being ferried off to Shanghai on business or mom’s house in Des Moines. There are levels to this thing however. One can smoke a nice […]

Plenty Powerful Herbal Vape

The Tradesman’s vaporizer… Like some crucial tool needed to repair a fallen alien spacecraft, The Plenty herbal vaporizer from Storz & Bickel is a master craftsman’s best friend. Strap it on the ol’ tool belt as you cruise the aisles of Home Depot sampling insulation and staring in awe at the paint mixing demonstrations. The […]

Volcano Vaporizer

Viridis, Viridis Herba… It was a Hot Augustus Night in late 79AD, when Neilus Diamondus took to the stage of the Graecum Theatrum in Pompeii and played one of the best lute & lire shows ever seen on a Greek stage for the next 1900 years. Little did everyone know that night, it was also […]

Arizer Solo II

The Empire Puffs Back. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… It is a time of civil disobedience. Rebel vaporizers have won their first victory against the evil Darth Vapor. During the battle, rebel spies manage to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, Arizer Solo II, a dry herb vaporizer […]

Crafty

The Walking Baked… It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way […]

Haze V3.O

Welcoming the days of Haze… Upon first glance the new Haze V3.0 Vaporizer looks like a futuristic speaker for cyborgs but upon closer inspection it becomes evident that this is a multi-purpose vaporizer specializing in cannabis consumption of any form. Dry herb? Yes, of course. Liquid? Oh yes, have at it. Concentrate? They shant leave […]

Nonnie’s Nectar

The nectar of the cannabis gods… Nonnie, while once an enterprising young woman, is now a state of mind. The fine people from Nonnie’s Nectar offer softgel capsules containing the healing properties of CBD. Much desired to combat inflammation and joint pain each dose will lift you from the doldrums of your day to day […]

Wood Glass Bubbler

A naturally righteous bubbler… At first glance, this bubbler looks like a judge’s gavel which in a way makes sense, because both represent a change of consciousness. In the world of the gavel you are a free man one moment, and you are imprisoned in the next. In the Marley Naturals Bubbler’s case you may […]

Humboldt Apothecary

“Herbal remedies for what ails ya’” Tis’ what the sign read deep into the Humboldt backcountry, where cannabis plants sprouted like giants, and townsfolk seemed to float a good seven inches off the ground. A magical place that all spoke of an apothecarist’s shop nestled into the foothills of the grand Redwoods. The conscience altering […]

Monk Botanicals

A health conscious high… Monk Botanicals takes the finest fruit juices and botanical herbs and infuses them with low dose THC to give you that gentle high. A place right in between “I think I feel an itch” and “maybe I shouldn’t leave this couch”. Monk Botanicals understands the value in delivering a mild psychotropic […]

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