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The Toasted of the town…

“A slice of Toast is what those who hobnob amongst the ganja-glitterati say when they desire a top shelf joint. A typical scenario goes something like this: You are sitting out on the veranda at The Prince of Monaco’s birthday party. The energy at this party is electric and the cool Mediterranean breezes make you want to melt into the night air. A dapper gentleman leans against the Steinway & Son and you turn to him. You say, “I would love a slice of Toast.”

Without missing a step the young man reaches into the breast pocket of his Gucci suit and you soon catch glimpse of that royal purple and gold leaf filter. He hands you a slice and you know deep down that everything will be alright. You thank him and take a few longs pulls. Just then a bejeweled young socialite traipses over to you and gasps, “What a magnificent cigarette?” The record scratches, the prince drops his Chablis, the Emir casts a judging eye, security reach for their earbuds, a scream is heard off into the [...]

DAVINCI Miqro-C

Miqro but not small… The year is 1499. The new half-millennium is about to begin. Leonardo Da Vinci is just finishing his Milanese Period and feels the need for a change. War abounds in segmented Italy, and Leo is finding it hard to make a living painting portraits of women with half smiles. He thinks […]

G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

E-nailed it… Have you ever thought to yourself, “I don’t much care for the straightforward simplicity of a bong. And e-nails are just too tech-free. If only there was a way I could complicate things and add a bunch of stylishly bulky magnetic computer components to my glass water pipe to perfectly vape all this extra […]

G-Pen Elite II

Vape Wars! Episode CDXX: Turn To The Vapeside. Young galactic rebel, Luke Skysmoker, searches the galaxy for the ultimate high to help defeat the evil Emperor Palpitate. Skysmoker had recently lost his favorite smoking device at Sky High City, but had heard there was a legendary vaporizer at the Emperor’s BattleMoon Fortress. With the help of […]

Trūflora Herb-Blended Spliffs

Good Feels Feel Good… String Theory postulates the basic building blocks of all matter and energy in the universe are made up of differently vibrating quantum strings who’s various frequencies determine what that string’s form and/or function will be. Imagine a choir singing various harmonies and melody lines which can both be heard individually, the […]

Ghost MV1 Herbal Vape

The Ghost in the Machine… We here at The New Smoker dream of a day when you can adjust a few settings on a magical marijuana machine that will produce the exact effect you’re looking for right at that moment. Energy, relaxation, sleep, pain relief, inspiration. All in one. Simply breathe deeply, and you will […]

Atomic9 Herbal Vape

Atomize Your High… When one hears about the new Atomic 9 Vaporizer by Cloudius9 you would be forgiven if you thought it were a new ray gun introduced by the Intergalactic Overlord known as Cloudius9. Of course, it is a weapon—against boredom and the status quo. A tool so powerful that you feel like you can […]

Vie Revolution

Viva La Vape! The Revolution has begun. The war on herbal vape price gouging has begun. It is a war of attrition and many dollars have been claimed. Reports from the front lines paint a bleak picture. A middle aged man in Modesto was found to have paid over $300 for a low performing vape […]

Boost: Black Edition

The Power of the Dub… Take your cannabis wax and/or oil to new heights with the world’s first portable, battery powered dab rig. The Boost: Black Edition is a surefire way to transport you deep into the multiverse without the need for a torch or some intricate scaffolding apparatus that resembles those delicious Doozer Sticks […]

IQ Vaporizer

Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]

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