Nonnie’s Nectar

The nectar of the cannabis gods…

Nonnie, while once an enterprising young woman, is now a state of mind. The fine people from Nonnie’s Nectar offer softgel capsules containing the healing properties of CBD. Much desired to combat inflammation and joint pain each dose will lift you from the doldrums of your day to day grind. Please do not confuse this with Donnie’s Nectar however, which is actually a really gross pasta sauce sold from the back of Donny’s Trans Am. Also, do not mix this up with Lonnie’s Nectar which as far as we can tell is a self-tanning cream sold by one of Hollywood, Florida’s premiere Lonnie Anderson impersonators.

What you want is Nonnie’s Nectar! Each CBD gel is made with a water soluble liquid formulated for optimal bioavailability. This doesn’t mean that it’s available to go out on dates or anything like that you weirdo. What it means is it’s designed to absorb into your system much quicker and more effectively. We wish a certified biologist were here to explain these things to you but alas none were available because none were approached. The memory of Nonnie and her offspring are devising ways to help you transcend the mundane. [...]

Natura Hemp Rolling Papers

Naturally Natura… When Little Jimmy Fontaine finally went all natural everyone thought it was just a phase. It started innocently enough. He started buying organic fruits and vegetables and relied only on Rizla’s Natura responsibly sourced hemp rolling papers to smoke his homegrown bud. Before long, he went vegetarian and then vegan and then raw vegan and then […]

Cured Spices

I’m “Cured”!! How to win the tri-country fair cookoff. Cured CBD infused spice will be your secret weapon this year. A sweet or savory addition that will hypnotize and lull the judges into giving you high marks…. But be forewarned, it’s not easy winning top prize at the Tri-County Fair Cookoff. In fact it’s downright […]

A Cannabis Christmas

We’re Dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas… Just like the ones we used to smoke Where white trichomes glisten and canna-farmers listen To hear the big coughs of good tokes. We’re dreaming of a Cannabis Christmas With every KushKards that we write May your days be Mary-Jane’d and bright And may all your Christmases be green & white. […]

Love Hemp™ Body Salve

Love Thyself, Salve Thyself… Apply often, apply deeply, apply with reckless abandon… just as long as you apply. Allow the healing properties of Love Hemp melt into your skin, sink into your bones and trickle it’s way inside your veins. Let those veins carry the siren song of pure relaxation to the CBD starved synapses […]

RELAX Bath Soak

A woke soak Have you ever wanted to tea bag yourself? Wait! No, that didn’t come across right. Let’s try this; Have you ever wanted to crawl inside a tea bag and then let yourself sink into a large tub of water? Hmmmm, better but I don’t think it’s quite right. How about this; You […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Hemp Seed Oil

Spread the seed. Let the hemp plant to spread it’s seed on your body, your face, your feet or really anywhere else, and you will be happily rewarded. Hempz has come up with a luxurious line of Hemp Seed Oil based skincare products that use the medicinal qualities of Hemp along with pure herbal extracts […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Hemp Seed Body Lotion

Super Easy Skankin’

Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.

Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.

Or something kinda like that…

Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.

Recycled Hemp Beanie & Shawl

Hip Hemp Hat & Shawl

Rainy days. Cold winds. A warm cup of good coffee. A pipe full of craft cannabis. It’s another fine Summer in Seattle.

Time to cozy up in your backyard eco-yurt reading your favorite Bill Bryson book for the third time.

Good thing you’ve got your sustainable recycled-hemp Wrap Shawl and Yurt Beanie by Yellow 108 on to keep your body warm and your carbon footprint low. Summers in Seattle can be brutal, and so can the eco-guilt.

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