Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Drop Bubbler Bongs

Don’t let the bong drop At first glance, these drop bubbler bongs look like something plundered from the treasure chests of Montezuma… only to emerge hundreds of years later courtesy of Kjell’s Cool Variety Shop. One can imagine a fleet footed Aztec taking Montezuma’s prized bong before the invading Conquistadors made their way into the palace grounds. […]

Sculptural Smoking Vessels

Passionate pot-tery. Whenever a suave banker meets a sensual ceramic artist, the two tend to fall madly in love over an evening of percolating pottery passion to the sweet seductive sounds of The Righteous Brothers’ unchaining that melody. Not only do they make sweet love, but they make some sweet sexy pottery. Then the banker […]

Cannabis Confections

Amuse your bouche Remember when your parents hosted that foreign exchange student from the South of France whose name was Simone and who greeted you with sweets from her native land? Do you remember how she rode around on her unicycle while listening to Jerry Lewis albums in abandon as you let those small rich […]

Lord Jones Dark Chocolate Covered Sea Salt Caramels

Blessings from on High

Reading from the Queen Jane’s translation of The CannaBible:

Cannabisians 4:20

-Then the Lord Jones said, “And I will fetch a fine morsel of exquisite edibles to comfort ye your hearts, minds, and souls. And after ye shall pass into a blissful state: for therefore are ye come to your inner baked bliss.” And they said, So do, as thou hast said.

-And the Lord Jones made it so giving the faithful mighty Dark Chocolate Covered Sea Salt Caramels and majestic All Natural Old Fashioned Gum Drops and more for all of age to enjoy to their high heart’s content.

-So let it be written, so let it be done.

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