Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

The Apothecarry Case

So fresh and so clean… Shoeboxes are for stashing messy receipts for your tax agent to sort through while quietly angry at your apathy… not a place to put your premium pot products. Most people would be satisfied with said shoebox (fools). Others would be ok with some sort of plain metal tin that locks […]

Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

The Classy Stash

You put your fancy weed in there…

If you’re the kind of fancy guy who waxes his mustache up to keep it out of the way of his self-rolled organic joints, then this is the classy stash for you. Stash your stash in this stash to keep your ‘stache happy & your sticky stash safe & sound.

Hearkening back to the days of liquor cabinets and cigar boxes, small pox and child labor… Walnut Studio’s hand-crafted leather Classy Stash organizes your cannabis strains into three glass stash jars, protecting them from the light, preserving them from drying out, and confining all odors. Even fancy moldy euro-cheese, we assume.

You might be even able to stash your ‘stache wax in there too and get your super ‘stache super high too.

3- 6 Strain Cannador

Not your Grandpa’s humidor. Preservation and protection do not only apply to National Parks, inter-city bridge and tunnels, and the back catalogue of the Jonas brothers. It is now de rigueur for any self styled cannabis aficionado. Putting the Can in Cannador, this herb humidor will keep your bud as fresh and sticky as the day […]

Mendo Mulcher – Aluminum Grinder

Tough as a Tank At the end of WWII, when General Ike MacArthur drove his giant green American star-stamped tank into Berlin, Italy and rammed the barrel of that big tank gun down Adolf Mussolini’s face-throat ending all wars for all time, he felt a certain satisfaction that can’t really be appreciated by the common man… until […]

To Whom It May Chocolates

Dear Anyone, Is deliciousness something you particularly enjoy? Does getting just the right amount of high, sweetly & smokelessly, seem like a thing you’d totally be into? Are high quality confections with high quality highs important to you? No? Seriously…?? Well then, Mr. Mediocre, you’re reading the wrong review. In fact you’re living the wrong life, […]

Sexy Letter Press Printing

Pot < You Some people like pot. Some people like you. Some people like pot more than you. But don’t worry, some people like you a bit more than they like the pot. Not many… Well, just one really. And this card is meant just for them. You know who we’re talking about. And this cute […]

Gold Leaf Paintings

Good as gold Framing plants is a thing. Framing gilded plants? Also a thing. WTF, you ask? It’s called “being swanky”, mutha-fucka!! (insert Hank Mooney voiceover sample). And nothing says swank more decisively than framed golden cannabis leaves by London’s Silke Spingies on display in all the important places of your home and office. Full swank. Full […]

Fumo Wallet – iPHONE 6

Cash, Cannabis, & Cell… The three holy C’s are all one really needs. And the Fumo Wallet is not just a stylish money carrier, but also a phone case and a sweet ass rolling kit… all in one! What?? Crazy, right?! Alright, let’s break it down. Designed specifically for an iPhone 6, (Suck it Android! […]

Wake’N’Bake

Pot Potted Pottery When Aunt Mary moved to Bolinas in the late 70s to quicken her divorce, she took up three things to help her transition into impending singlehood: a craft pottery class at the Marin community college; a new appreciation for growing good grass in the backyard; and a lively affair with the young pottery professor himself… who, […]

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