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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

24K Fetish Ashtray

Opulence for the discerning smoker. Despite it’s name, 24K gold plated Fetish Ashtray by designer Joe Doucet is a status symbol first and an ashtray second… and maybe a ransom demand third. Something that you would scold someone for if they dare use it for dropping their pedestrian ashes. If Genghis Khan or Atahualpa smoked […]

Ceramic Sectional Rolling Tray

C’est “tray” cool… You have left bits of flower and stems behind on your dresser drawer again. You are now in trouble with the missus because she understands that cleanliness is next to godliness and your heathen ways knows no bounds. She reminds you that she is not your maid and she would prefer not […]

Diminutive Dabbing Tools

Tiny tools for giant jobs… When Lemuel Gulliver returned from his “Lost Month” after he’d disappeared, everyone had assumed he’d just fallen off the wagon again and spent the month on the continent in various bars and brothels. Little did they know -pun intended- that he had been one of the greatest adventures of the […]

A Continuous Line

The sublime line… They say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. But sometimes the quickest way into a person’s soul is one continuous line making as many turns as it takes to create a work of art that hits the eye and dives into the depths of the subconscious void as […]

Belgian Chocolate Truffles

Scored to Share, Share to Score… A low dose experience to share with your friends or potential paramours. Here are a couple scenarios in scoring with edible chocolates: Scenario #1: Maybe you are attending a rooftop party and are wearing your favorite little red dress and purse to match. You make eyes with a swarthy […]

Le Chocolatier

Voulez vous Chocolatier avec nous..? In a back alley of the troisième arrondissement in Paris, between the new hipster cafes and the old buildings still standing for centuries, there’s a tiny chocolate shop known only to the chosen few. But if you follow your nose towards the sweet smell of coco beans being turned into mouth […]

Pot Pockets

HIGH security for your J’s… Gus Plotnik was known as “Ol’ Slippery Hands” on the count of him dropping all his wonderful joints. Hardly a day went by where a joint wasn’t dropped and summarily ruined by either someone stepping on it, or it being soiled or damaged by the weather. All his friends asked […]

Coconut Magic

Cannanuts and Cocobiss Oil… Two ingredients, multiple uses, one sensation. This is the magic of coconuts and cannabis. “Coconuts and Cannabis” is also the name of a popular Jimmy Buffet cover band that perform exclusively on cruise boats and occasionally in the receiving terminals of various port-of-calls. Devised by the good people of Raven Grass, […]

The Mermaid Package

Heed the siren song… Mermaids are real, and they get high. They get high for several reasons. Reason #1: They get beat up by the waves A LOT. #2: Laying on a rock for hours while serenading sailors can be taxing on the lower back and fish scales. #3: It’s not easy being a mermaid […]

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