A Pot for Pot

“All You Need To Grow Home Weed… Expect For The Seeds!”  Or: “Grow Kits For The Hortically Challenged!” Or: “You Put Your Pot In There!” Or: “Growing For Dumb Dumbs!”

You stand gobsmacked at the rows of perfect cannabis plants that line the backyard of your favorite neighbor. The one that regales you with stories of 12 foot plants and buds as big as your head. The nugs he gifts you from time to time are a testament to his green thumb and generosity.

You envy him and covet his plants and secretly curse your ineptitude when it comes to keeping plants alive. You still mourn for those tomato plants you butchered within two weeks time. The guilt was simply too much and so you swore off gardening for good.

Don’t be that guy. Where there is a weed, there is a way. Introducing the “All you need to grow home weed kit” with A Pot For Pot. You provide the seeds and they provide the accoutrements to make your pot plant nursery dreams come true. A dummy proof way to grow the plants you were meant to smoke. Stop annoying your neighbor and be the gardener you were meant to be.

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SIMLeaf

The Tokable Tamagotchi Got the green of thumb itch without the space to grow?  Ever wanted to get great at growing the good green but didn’t want the hassle of actually dealing all the dirt and water and whole plant mess? Miss your old Tamagotchi pocket pet that died on you that one summer you left it a […]

The Source

Just What Your Countertop Needs… another appliance!

Growing at home but don’t know what to do with all that extra trim? Don’t just bake bad batch bud brownies with it, concentrate it in your kitchen! Looking like just another kitchen counter-top blender (because you don’t have enough random cooking gear you barely use on your counter top already…) The Source is a safe, clean, kitchen-safe appliance that uses vacuum and gentle warming to extract and concentrate essential oils. Like everything these days, there’s an app for that.

$600

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