Orb Stash – Golden Snitch

Fantastic Stashes and Where To Find Them.

Imagine this: You’re watching the Harry Potter series high for the 20th time, only this time, right in the middle of the big Quidditch match you pull out your own Golden Snitch and roll it on the coffee table and say to your friend “Lumos!”. Then when they look at you with awed confusion you crack it open and reveal the big beautiful bud you’d stashed in there earlier like the wizard you are, and pack a big bowl for the whole room to get magical.

This shining golden treasure box has been precision-machined out of solid aerospace aluminum alloy in California. The interior threading insures that the two halves fit perfectly together, with a gasket for an airtight seal. Place the Orb Stash – Golden Snitch on your shelf and keep with a gasket for an airtight seal. 

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Gold Leaf Slip-on Sneakers

Divine Gold Leaf Sneaks The future illustrious Pontiff of Pot, Pope Cannabis CDXX himself, might slip on a pair of these fine Italian gold leaf leather sneakers designed by Palm Angels sold at Farfetch. Wearing them as he steps out of his bed chambers onto the veranda of the Vatican of Weed in the heart of […]

24K Gold Rolling Papers

Puff Puff Bling…

Has your joint rolling game reached it’s maxim potential with traditional rolling papers? Or do your gold teeth caps get offended by basic blunt raps? Or maybe you are looking to separate yourself from the wanna be billionaire Hamptons crowd next summer? Does no one notice you anymore? Time to up your pimp game with some 24k Gold Rolling Papers!

Mary Jane Ring

Wear your weed.

For those “high”-class fashionistas who love to wear their heart on their sleeve, or their weed on their fingers, Bing Bang brings you mini stackable Mary Jane Rings… a lil’ cheeky and a lot cute! Whether you just wear one or stack a whole bunch, you can show just how crazy you are for cannabis.

Original Piece Pipe

Are people still down with O.P.P.?

Apparently, the ’90s are back with a vengeance and it’s still cool to be down with Other People’s Pu… (wait, what? Say again… we read that wrong? Not that O.P.P.?? It’s what..? “Original Piece Pipe” …are you sure? Is that a track from Naughty By Nature’s all weed concept album? What? That’s not a thing? What the heck is it then? A brass bullet keychain that stores weed and then smokes that weed…? You sure about that? K. Fine. Take 2…)

22k Gold GeoPipe

A Pipe For The Stoned Ages.

For the hipster caveman looking to impress his classy cave lady with the perfect pipe to puff some prime prehistoric-pot, Stonedware presents the stylish 22k gold-edged GeoPipe.

Whether relaxing in the love-cave, or getting ready to head out to see some indie igneous rock band like “Big Bash & The Boom Booms”… this premium primitive pot pipe is perfect for Paleolithic player.

Gold Leaf Paintings

Good as gold Framing plants is a thing. Framing gilded plants? Also a thing. WTF, you ask? It’s called “being swanky”, mutha-fucka!! (insert Hank Mooney voiceover sample). And nothing says swank more decisively than framed golden cannabis leaves by London’s Silke Spingies on display in all the important places of your home and office. Full swank. Full […]

24K Gold Plated Elite Grinder

Chopping up grass for the golden class. Elite Series 24k gold plated Phoenician grinder has taken the reigns as the Rolls Royce of grinders. Impress your friends and horrify your accountant with this ultimate sign of cannabis decadence. When having a nickel plated or even silver coated 4 piece grinder simply won’t do, the Elite Series grinder […]

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