Chalice Fruit Chews

A Cornucopia of Fruit Chews…

The Holy Chalice of delectable fruit chewsFrom micro to megadosing these slabs of edible confectionary ought to have what you seek. Chalice Farms offers Green Apple, Tropical, Acai Berry, and Tangerine Flavors. It’s basically as if you were coming out of a Brazilian Farmers Market while having your third eye chakra scrubbed.

Make your own medicinal cornucopia and invite over your favorite psychonauts with a sweet tooth. Tell them this ain’t your grandpa’s taffy and commence with the indulging.

Let your chalice runneth over.

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