Leira Cannagars

420 for the 1%.

Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite.

The Leira Cannagar understands that to pay proper homage to the bud is to build it a shrine. A shrine located inside a Four Seasons, surrounded by organic flower and dipped in the eggs of Persian Sturgeons. Now you get but a small idea of what is The Leira Cannagar, unparalleled in both craftmanship and quality. So lay back in your Barcalounger, fire up your Cannarillo or powerful Corona and give yourself a whole new respect for the ritual.

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Accoutrements Lotus Grinder

Embrace the grind… The sacred lotus flower is associated with purity and rebirth. How fitting that such a symbol should adorn the top of a premium aluminum Grinder such as The Lotus Grinder by Accoutrements. For it is this symbol that welcomes your bud into the diamond cut jowls of an waiting grinder. As you […]

Headwaters

Follow the flowing rivers of consciousness into the headwaters of your soul… There are certain buds that transport you to a time and place so pure and unadulterated with superficiality and cynicism, you can still feel the ground under your feet. Or the water under your body as you float down a rushing river hidden […]

Give her Flowers on Flowers

Valentine’s Day-after… So you dropped the ball and forgot to get your loved one some flowers on Valentine’s Day. You were busy with life and the day got away from you, and by the time you realized why your significant other was giving you some significantly disappointed looks all day, the shops were all closed. […]

Prepacked Eighths

The Future is Now… Back in the day*, when we struggled to know a guy who knew a guy who could get weed, and every step of the way was a shoddy risky affair… we wait hours by the phone for our friend to get back from the guy’s house with may or not be worth […]

Flwrfood

The spoils of CBD oils… FLWRFOOD presents a topical and oral CBD oil to help you get a grip on anxiety and pain relief. Use liberally and don’t worry about driving your forklift stoned, or meeting the in-laws with bloodshot eyes. These tinctures are non-psychoactive and organically made from premium cannabinoids. This natural antioxidant and […]

Saints

When the saints come puffing in… We’re not exactly sure who these saints are. Nor are we quite sure where there are coming… or going, for that matter. And why so much repetitive catchy singing?? But one thing we do know is they are certain to be happy puffing away on their organic Saints Joints pack of […]

Henry’s 1/8 Oz. Canned Flower

“I’m Henry VIII, I Am” I’m Henry the canned eighth, I am Henry the canned eighth, I am, I am I got to smokin’ with the widow next door She’s been out tokin’ seven times before And every one was an Henry’s Original She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam no ma’am. I just canned […]

Prema Flora

Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]

Northern Emeralds

The poetry of the pursuit of perfection… The spirit of a constant perfect spring, blooming perfect flowers year round, is the heart and soul of Northern Emeralds farms from Humbolt, Ca. To elucidate, we give you this seasonal poem from Goethe that expresses all need be said about the desire to perfect upon Nature herself… […]

Hummingbird

“From the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the cosmic pantheon.” Hummingbird Farm medicinals is to cannabis what your nurturing grandmother was to warm apple pie and bone crushing hugs. This is to say an unbridled love and care for the soil and flower itself. Much like Nucleur Man in Superman IV, Hummingbird Farms harnesses […]

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