Selective Breeding For The Indoor Cognoscenti…
Barry Flowers was born in the food court of the Frigid Valley Mall in Anchorage, Alaska. He grew up in the storage room of the Eddie Bauer store and graduated cum laude at Orange Julius University. He disliked the cold and thus never left the mall until he was in his mid-twenties, when it was shut down to pave way for a new Halloween Super Store. The change was traumatic and all too sudden for Barry. To help him cope with the transition he sought out some marijuana. He remembered hearing great things about it from those skater kids who hung out at Pacific Sunwear. They recommended something called Maven Genetics. They said it would help him expand his horizons.
Being an indoor kind of guy Barry was happy to learn that Maven’s strains are of a premium indoor variety. Turns out that Maven Genetics was just the thing to help him adapt to a non-mall lifestyle, where Cinnabons and Hot Topix did not make up his entire cultural milieu.
Barry realized that the outside world could be a scary place and he brought a little of his indoor lifestyle with him wherever he went. He still [...]
